The Ban game

[Eumersian]

Banned for hunting moose.

 

[cryogeist]

Banned for killing this thread

 

[Eumersian]

Banned because Stu isn't helping.

 

[pyramid head grape]

banned for not buying my lemonade LOLz

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for expecting lemons, when I clearly have grapefruits.

 

[cryogeist]

Again! Banned for killing this thread!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because Stu isn't helping.

It's not my fault the decided to kill my electricity for most of the day! D:

 

[DrGhost]

Banned for having a better name than me

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for still having a better name than a lot of people.
And welcome to the Escapist, new sentient.
[sub]It's almost your first post anyway.[/sub]

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Banned because I only have access to this hotel computer for 15 minutes before I'm kicked off.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for not using free WLAN.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Banned for not using free WLAN.

Banned because this is a public computer, my family doesn't own a laptop and ARRRRGH!

[sub]*Is literally kicked off the computer*[/sub]

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for massive fail.

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for drinking too much coffee.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for having not enough sex with me.

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for already starting with that >.>

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for already starting with that >.>

Spoiler: Indeed

You could try to be a bit smoother about it Eum.

 

[Eumersian]

You could try to be a bit smoother about it Eum.

You know all too well that being smooth ain't my thing. I like being obvious and obnoxious. It's fun.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Well it does make it easier for me.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for actually trying to pick up ladies on the internet. For real. That's just depressing. Please die.