The Ban game

[Admiral Stukov]

Pfft. You think I do that?

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for not banning!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because I am the law.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for being someone silly.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for being even sillier.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for being even numbers.

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for violating corpses.

 

[Eumersian]

Banned for violating corpses.

Banned because I wish I was a definite integral, so that I could find the area under your curves.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for violating corpses.

Banned because I wish I was a definite integral, so that I could find the area under your curves.

That sounds a bit derivative.
<.<

Yet the nerd in that is me approves of that line.

 

[Eumersian]

@Shock: Girl, I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could help you unzip your genes.

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for skipping the Admiral >.>

 

[Eumersian]

@Shock: How about:

Hey baby, are you actin? Because I'm myosin, and I really want to slide our filaments together.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I do not approve of the biology jokes.

 

[ShockValue]

@Eum: >.<

Banned for not being an actual Admiral!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for obvious lies. It even says "Admiral" in my username!

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for not even having a fleet!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned for yet more lies! D:

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for spilling coffee everywhere.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Banned because that one is true.
[sub]There are multiple layers of coffee stains on my desk. >_>[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for not drinking more vodka.