The Ban game

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for being blinded by the hamsters!

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for hiding in sunken forum games

 

[Lionsfan]

Banned because we're a ghost ship. Sure, people can tell us silly things like "we're sunk", or "you're thread is old", and "why are you in my computer room? I'm gonna call the cops"

But none of that matters. What matters is you always cut the phone wires and make sure they don't have any sharp objects around.

Then do a proper pirate call

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned for making me laugh with Spongebob videos!

 

[Sacman]

Banned for laughing at spongebob videos...

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for not laughing at anything. Ever.

 

[Sacman]

Banned for not even pretending to laugh at my jokes...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Banned because that would require effort.

 

[Sacman]

Banned for not putting any effort into this relationship... xP

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for being a zombie.

 

[Sacman]

Banned because necrophilia is illegal...

 

[ShockValue]

Banned because you're illegal.

 

[Sacman]

Banned because I can be, if that's what you're into... ;D

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for setting yourself on fire.

 

[Sacman]

Banned because I didn't set myself on fire, it's my words that forced you to do it...

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for hating coffee.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Banned because I don't nearly hate the taste of coffee as much as the taste of beer.

 

[Sacman]

Banned because we share similar tastes...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Banned for hating everything.

 

[Sacman]

Banned, because I don't hate you... D: