The Beard Thread

[bak00777]

i cant grow a beard yet, i have sideburns tho...but that doesnt count.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

The steadily growing goatee probably weighs in at about a 1.5/2 at the moment. I'm kind of trying it out for Movember, and I'll keep it if I like it.

 

[Eumersian]

I guess my beard must be pretty cool. At least a 3. I was at a marching band competition yesterday and somebody came up to me, said "Your beard?is epic," and then walked away. It's got a lot of chin and side coverage, but I personally can't stand the neckbeard. In honor of those brave beardless men out there who are participating in No Shave November, I have decided to not shave as well. Unfortunately, I usually shave the neck bit, which gives it a nice clean look. Only now, it's really itchy.

 

[EvilMaggot]

not me... but its awesome ^^

 

[nuqneh1]

I've been working on growing a beard for the past few months. I'm trying to go for either 50's werewolf or Evil Spock.

 

[Daenthos]

Nobody is going to toss in the midnight riders? (BTW BEST CONCERT EVAR)

 

[tehbeard]

God dammit, shaved yesterday.

usually it's a 2.2-3.0 depending on weather and availability of shaving apparatus.

No pic because only stubble / a 1.4 at the moment.

 

[Hollock]

zero, I don't think I'll ever be able to grow one.

 

[voetballeeuw]

Alas, I have no beard to post for my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.

 

[Joshroom]

Ahh, the joys of beard ownership.

I think this photo shows off my facial fuzz to the best extent. I'm still not sure how to embed photos so instead heres a link:
http://wymbsy.deviantart.com/#/d32de7p


I think that rates at least 3/4 on the chinstrap beard scale

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Well here's my beard at the moment. I believe its about a week or two old.

Spoiler

Yeah I know nothing special. Its a 2 at best but its more like a 1.5. I can get a better beard going and I have on occasion. Thankfully I managed to start growing facial hair pretty young (at about 14 years old) and was able to grow something decent at about 16 - 17 years old. Its still thickening though, so unless I let it grow longer, my facial hair doesn't look the best.

Look to your left. The +1 Goatee of Manliness debuted in 2006 at the insistence of my ex-wife, who was strongly attracted to guys with facial hair.

It remains in 2010 because she's not the only chick to dig it. I look damn good with a goatee.

Damn, I thought you were about to go all Old Spice commerical there for a sec.
"Hello there men. Look at your beard. Now back to mine. Now back to your beard. NOW back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine..."

 

[crudus]

I have a simple goatee and mustache. I'd rather not post a picture of it.

Spoiler: Since we are on the topic of facial hair

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You may have to click the picture

 

[MassiveGeek]

I don't have a beard, I'm a girl so.

My boyfriend has a lovely beard though, and a moustache.

 

[Tdc2182]

Wow. You sir are a legend.
Give me a few minutes and I'll post my beard.

I honestly interpreted this as you were going to go to the bathroom to grow a beard in a few minutes.

OT: I sadly cannot grow any lower beard hair at this current phase in my life. Its a family curse.

But I can grow a pretty sweet mustache.

 

[MasterMuffinMan]

I'm doing Movember too, currently about a 1.5 on the scale. I have very little cheek coverage, which is annoying, it's mostly neck beard, chin and 'tache. It'll be interesting to see how it looks by the end of the month.

 

[Direwolf750]

mine looks just like that 5 example up there. except mine has two red streaks coming down from my chin, and less mustache.