The Best Advice You Ever Received.

[Lt._nefarious]

"Just go with general anesthetic, a night in the hospital beats getting a needle in the crotch, trust me..." Best piece of advise I ever received, it was still a horrible experience but at least I was knocked out for the squelchy bit...

 

[bigfatcarp93]

"Shut the fuck up."

Seriously: "Smart beats tough every time."

 

[andrewfox]

"Evil reigns when good men do nothing" - My grandfather.

 

[StormShaun]

Tip for life = you're never the only one. - Caramel Frappe.

Probably the best guy on the escapist since he gave me good advice. He's ma good buddy.

 

[DeimosMasque]

"Always Look on Bright Side of Life"


And I mean that too. Saw the film for the first time when I was 12 and never forgot if Brian can get crucified and sing about it, I can deal with the crap in my life and always smile.

 

[Mr Mystery Guest]

The secret to happiness is to find something you're good at and then find someone to pay you to do it.

I'm still struggling with the first part...

 

[Jfswift]

rule one, don't get caught, rule two, deny everything.

That's similar to my friend's philosophy. Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-accusations.

 

[Milkman]

Milk is good for you.