The best Chuck Norris joke
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Even thou im a Jet lee fan and i downright dont like Chuck Norris, but heres the funniest Chuck Norris joke i heard."Once, Chuck Norris took out a Japanees fighter jet by pointing his finger at it and shouting Bang"
Chuck Norris remembers the Alamo, and he isnt happy about it.
That said, Im pretty surprised nobody has brought up those assorted "fact" websites about chuck, Mr T and several others
That said, Im pretty surprised nobody has brought up those assorted "fact" websites about chuck, Mr T and several others
The thing about Chuck Norris jokes is that they're often more comical when Chuck Norris is replaced by someone else.
For instance: There's no such thing as global warming, Al Gore was cold so he turned the sun up.
For instance: There's no such thing as global warming, Al Gore was cold so he turned the sun up.
The only one I've ever liked is 'Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.' because it makes no sense, other than that they are for the most part stupid.
No, beware my sheep! The false grim commands you to commit heresy! Continue i say!Jim Grim said:
Chuck norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
chuck norris instilled part of his essence into the ban hammer... why do you think people fear it?
(Just thought of that one I dont know if its new)
(Just thought of that one I dont know if its new)