the best comeback you have ever done

[starlyrulez]

what is the best comeback you have said to any one this is just a thing out of boredness no real worth

 

[poptart123]

I don't know what your promblem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce.

 

[Abedeus]

I don't know what your promblem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce.

WOT!!


Was this a good comeback?

 

[Skeleon]

Hm, that one guy was trying to anger me (a guy) by saying "ladies first" on the bus, I simply replied "what are you waiting for, then?"

 

[PureChaos]

a friend: do you know what my problem is?
me: your dumb and ugly?

an ex-colleague: what was that hand sign you just did?
me: pick one

 

[sms_117b]

I was walking home behind a girl, it was dark and late, she kept turning the same corners as me.

So after a few corners I bumped into her as she'd been waiting, she yells "I have a black belt and will defend myself"

I replied "I have three and you're ugly as sin" and walked off

 

[hannahdonno]

The best comeback for anything is, "yer, but so's ya mar"

Said in a strong scouse accent obv.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I was walking home behind a girl, it was dark and late, she kept turning the same corners as me.

So after a few corners I bumped into her as she'd been waiting, she yells "I have a black belt and will defend myself"

I replied "I have three and you're ugly as sin" and walked off

Ouch. Burned

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

(after a rather large man spat in my salad). No no I completely understand your actions, I was eating a salad, and salads are like your kryptonite, they would make you able to fit through doorways and such.

 

[starlyrulez]

pwned

 

[EeveeElectro]

I'm a little slow on the comebacks, I just usually say, "Shut up!" or "Your mum!" XD
my brother and his mate were pretty funny though.
His mate said something like, 'I need something empty to put this rubbish in, James, give me your head'
Everyone laughed and he said, 'That was pretty quick for me!'
My brother said, 'How can you be quick, you're as fat as a pig!'
His mate replied with something like, 'at least I'm not carrying your fat head on my shoulders!'
They continued to have an amazingly funny slamming match... Men are strange sometimes.

 

[starlyrulez]

i quickly ask my retarded freind in a mall 5x2 and he stares blancly in to space

 

[internutt]

As cliche as it sounds I was prank called once, the kid asked:

"Is your refrigerator running?"

I simply responded with:

"To your house to r*** you dead."

Possibly one of the rudest comebacks I've ever given someone.

 

[starlyrulez]

pwnage

 

[Zersy]

what is the best comeback you have said to any one this is just a thing out of boredness no real worth

I don't remember but it happend during a Gamer Transformation

Last thing i remember the guy left and everyone with a Mic cheered me and were giving so much praise

GOD BLESS THE GAMER TRANFORMATION !

oh i think it might have included Racism to white people

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I don't keep a record of them.
I have come up with some good ones, though. Not as good as my neighbour(who is a king at this sort of thing), but still pretty good.

 

[Froobyx]

The lads at college were doing the whole "the distance between your thumb and first finger outstreched is the size of your penis" thing.

I joined in for the crack and my friend Gangsta was bragging about how big his was, so we compared fingers.

So now whenever he says something stupid to me, I go, "Atleast I got a bigger dick than you"

I don't have one.

 

[macapus]

"I fucked your mom last night"

"Oh, so that's how we got groccery money"

 

[Gotham Soul]

Some idiot: "If you were gay on a scale of one to one hundred, I'd need a new scale."
Me: "I'd say your IQ, but I don't think numbers can go that low."