The best fictional robot

[Pegghead]

What is your favourite machine man or woman from any work of fiction. Yes cyborgs and androids and other variations count. My personal favourite is Krytten from Red Dwarf, but that's not much of a surprise. He adds some genuine humour to the show, and despite his android form he showed that he was just as human as the rest of the crew (So uh, pretty much just Lister). And yes, this is my 1000th post...*Ahem*...YAAAAAAY! WOOHOO! CHAMPAGNE FOR ALL!

 

[Dr.Sean]

Bite me shiny metal ass. 'nuff said.

 

[dududf]

Bender. 'nuff said.

 

[grimsprice]

HK-47


.Period.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Chachamaru Karakuri. Friendly, loves cats, serves some mean tea, packs some serious magical and technological firepower, and is kinda hot, to boot.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Condescending Answer: Oh, Master, I believe the answer to that particular question is rather obvious. The HK-47 model assassination droid is by far the most superior droid in all the galaxy. Now, meatbag, I assume you want something?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Bender. 'nuff said.

*Claps*

 

[Toaster Hunter]

I have two favorites

Sharon Agathon and Number 6

 

[War Penguin]

Third place: Bender.
Second place: HK 47
First place: R2 D2

I love that little droid.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Bender. 'nuff said.

*Claps*

*Claps also*

 

[A Weary Exile]

"COMMUNISM IS A LIE."
"DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM."
"COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE."
"CHAIRMAN CHENG WILL FAIL...CHINA WILL FALL!"
"VOICE MODULE ONLINE... AUDIO FUNCTIONALITY TEST... INITIALIZED. DESIGNATION: LIBERTY PRIME. MISSION: THE LIBERATION OF ANCHORAGE, ALASKA. PRIMARY TARGETS: ANY AND ALL RED CHINESE INVADERS. EMERGENCY COMMUNIST ACQUISITION DIRECTIVE: IMMEDIATE SELF-DESTRUCT. BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!"
"FREEDOM... IS THE SOVEREIGN RIGHT OF EVERY AMERICAN."
"EMBRACE DEMOCRACY, OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED."
"DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE."
"ENGAGING RED CHINESE AGGRESSORS."
"ANCHORAGE WILL BE LIBERATED."
"COMMENCING TACTICAL ASSESSMENT: RED CHINESE THREAT DETECTED."
"COMMUNISTS DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED."
"COMMUNISM IS A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM."
"OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDRANCE... ZERO PERCENT!!"
"INITIATING DIRECTIVE #7395: DESTROY ALL COMMUNISTS!"
"THE LAST DOMINO FALLS HERE!"
"DEMOCRACY IS TRUTH! COMMUNISM IS DEATH!"
"RED CHINESE VICTORY: IMPOSSIBLE!"
"AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL TO COMMUNIST INVASION!"
"ALASKA'S LIBERATION IS IMMINENT!"
"OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY ENHANCED PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. ESTABLISHED STRATAGEM INADEQUATE! REVISED STRATAGEM: INITIATE PHOTONIC RESONANCE OVERCHARGE."
"SCANNING DEFENSES... EXPLOITING!"
"WARNING: RED CHINESE ORBITAL STRIKE IMMINENT! ALL PERSONNEL SHOULD REACH MINIMUM SAFE DISTANCE - IMMEDIATELY! REPEAT, RED CHINESE ORBITAL STRIKE INBOUND! ALL U.S. ARMY PERSONNEL MUST VACATE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY! PROTECTION PROTOCOLS ENGAGED!"
"I... DIE... SO THAT... DEMOCRACY... MAY... LIVE!"

You win, Libery Prime defeats all!

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Oh that's easy:

Marvin, the Paranoid Android!

followed closely by:

HK-47

Spoiler: Third place goes to the Cylons

 

[TheDoctor455]

Bite me shiny metal ass. 'nuff said.

No...

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper? Oh god I'm so depressed..." 'Nuff said.

 

[Comma-Kazie]

BSG's Athena.

 

[dalek sec]

I have two favorites

Sharon Agathon and Number 6

Them plus Cavil and the centruions.

 

[wynnsora]

Marvin the Paranoid Android

And when I say that I mean the one from the books and the TV series.

Edit: Ninja'd!

 

[Hyliakid]

Gir.

 

[the1ultimate]

K9 of course.

But not the new lame looking non-BBC version.

K9:

Spoiler: BBC

ugli-fied version:

Spoiler: Non-BBC