The BEST GAME EVER thread.

[Dfskelleton]

A bit of an ironic thread here due to the title, but I want to see how many people read the opening post. This is kinda similar to what's been done before, but the title is sarcasm, so I guess maybe not.
The point of the thread is to post the idea for the worst game possible. Now, before you post something about cover based action or space marines or anything like that, don't. Be creative! Think of something awful that nobody would ever dream of making. C'mon, do something ridiculous if you have to, this thread is supposed to be silly.
My idea was "I Love Lucy RPG: Online". It's an online RPG based off the show "I Love Lucy" in which you can chose one of 3 classes: housewife, working man, or adolescent. As the housewife, you gain levels by cleaning up and making food. For the man, you gain EXP for going to work, sitting in an office for 7 hours (in real time!) and coming back home to eat dinner. Extra points are gained from making up stories on how interesting your day was. As the child class, you level up by going to school (also in real time), doing homework, wearing clashing clothing and saying stupid things that nobody would ever dare saying except in the 50's. It's also online, so you can call up your friends and have completely normal conversations! It's so fun!
Anyone else got some horrible ideas?
Also, if someone posts about their favorite game, shun them with pictures of parrots.

 

[PHOENIXRIDER57]

Super Math Fun: Math Evolved (The Deluxe Edition)
The game gives you incredibly hard math problems that you have to do in under 90 seconds. If you don't the game makes fun of your inferior intelligence through the use of insults and torturous sound bits. The Deluxe Edition just means its 10 dollars more expensive than what it would normally be.

 

[InfiniteJacuzzi]

I have parrot pictures ready.

 

[Alexxerth]

GTA: Realism Edition

You go around shooting people but then they instantly send about 7 squad cars at you that spit out 3-4 cops each who proceed to shoot you (one bullet kills you) and if they manage to capture you without causing your death than you must sit in the prison for about 20 years (real time) If you die then you must restart the entire game FROM BIRTH which requires you to wait 20-30 years real time to get to the game again.

 

[Phlakes]

I would love to design a game where you get drafted into the army, sent to basic training, and shipped out to the Middle East all in real time, and on your first assignment, you get hit in the spine and get shipped back home, spending a real-time six months in a hospital bed.

 

[Drakmeire]

The Jersey Shore dating sim!

 

[cgentero]

Call Of Duty: The Wait For Orders

A gritty realistic shooter set in the middle east. Experience hours of standing guard, cleaning your rifle, and writing letters home to your sweetheart.

 

[Ladette]

Blind Date: Xbox Live Edition

Exactly what it says on the tin, your achievments and games played list will be compared and you'll be matched up with other players avatars in a cheap, online bar. There you'll make painful small talk, sit in awkward silence, and go home with a sense that you just completely wasted an evening.

I smell winner.

 

[MajWound]

Dale Earnhardt Sr. NASCAR Racing. If you crash, the game disc catches fire and your save file corrupts.

EDIT: Weekend Warrior, a game about the National Guard. Most of the time you spend playing The Sims, but one weekend a month you go to your base and fill out paperwork.

 

[Wolfenbarg]

Marienbad My Love: The Game

 

[ProGrasTiNation]

Jesus:The early Years
Id like to speculate what he did before he spoke up about being the Son of God,maybe he fought the mole people!??

 

[DragonChi]

Super Fun Government Work Supreme. Where all you do is sign,fill out,scan,read,create,send and receive all kinds government forms non stop. If you quit, you will be audited in real life, and the IRS will re-posses your home and put it up for auction.

 

[Ghaleon640]

I'VE GOT IT! A turn based rpg...

you have three characters.
Two of them deal almost no damage.
The third deals huge amounts of damage and attacks three times.

You can't choose who to attack.

The main characters special ability is that he can stand on his head.

Lunar Dragon song.

Ok, ok, I'll be creative later. But really, never, EVER take away the ability of which opponent to attack.

 

[Ghaleon640]

a game where you run for president in the U.S. And then you become president and listen to people whine... forever. And then you get grey hair. And everyone hates you because the people that hate speak louder than the ones that like you.

 

[Zoe Castillo]

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[Stammer]

Tour of the University of Manitoba!

First you have to wake your character up using a QTE because it's a pain in the ass to wake up. And then you have to drive in winter conditions from the north end of Winnipeg to the south end where the university is, making sure to not road rage and kill other drivers, and avoiding obstacles like refrigerator-sized pot holes and all the road construction.

Then when you finally get to the university, you have to find a parking spot and then run through a blizzard to get to your class.

And then the boss fight! You have to try and pay attention to your prof's notes because he can't speak English, and half the class is composed of the sexiest women in Canada.

Level 2 would be a repeat, but even harder. The last level would be chemistry.

 

[badgersprite]

Sim Office: Extreme Filing Edition

Accountancy Hero

Awkward Elevator Silences: Total War

Quite Contented Birds

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

PETA:A Cause For Applause
Organize a reasonable commercial for world renowned Peta without including the women who oh so love vegetables or any lies.Basically,right the apology letter

 

[pyrosaw]

Gran Theft Jehovah Witness. Offensive? yes. Will half the auidence buy it out of novelty? Yes.

 

[Sir Boss]

Jaws of Death: Dinner time
you eat, listen to people complain, listen to all the horrible sounds of people not realising how loud they're eating. listen to people drone on about their children