The best line you ever saw on a movie

[Marik2]

I love this line, I always tell that to people who need cheering up

 

[Nossy]

Dr Ray Stantz: Hey... Where these stairs go?
Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up!

 

[CobraX]

"Fuck Snake, Get Off My Dick".

That's a real line from Snakes On A Plane. At least according to youtube.

 

[Xaknm]

not a film but a animation on the internet.
"if i had a chicken,we'd laugh,and cry,and travel the world and......sing"
high five to anyone who has also seen this.i thought it was one of the most amazing trilogies i've ever seen

Yeah, the KH Chronicles were funny....

My favorite? We're going to need a bigger boat

 

[Shoqiyqa]

I think we did have a very similar thread fairly recently, but I'm not going to look it up. Anyone who cares can go back through my posts and find it. I'm just going to retype them all here.

Wait.

No ...

Best one liner [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.113491-Best-one-liner#2048058]

Favourite Lines/ Phrases from films and games [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.116043-Favourite-Lines-Phrases-from-films-and-games#2158497]

Epic movie quotes- Do you know any? [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.149719-Epic-movie-quotes-Do-you-know-any#3500218]

your favourite movie one liners [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.85203-your-favourite-movie-one-liners#1232876]

 

[pedobearlongcatlazor]

'you son of a silly person, i fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries' monty python and the holy grail wins

 

[Jake the Snake]

Pulp fiction: Are you okay? Naw man, I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay. Classic.

 

[Actual]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

Kudos if you know where this line came from.

YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST... I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT! It's the Blues Brothers!

 

[steevee]

Hmmm, damn near anything from Dr Strangelove or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb. So many things that made me laugh in there.

'There is no try, only do or do not' Works in lots of situations. Thank you Master Yoda.

Oh and of course 'I'm deadly serious, and don't call me Shirley'

 

[Dango]

Best line ever
"Smile you son of a- *BOOM*"
You should already know where that line comes from.

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

"Why dont you sit there and bleed awhile before you taste some real pain." ya know what pretty much anything Clint Eastwood has ever said.

 

[Count Igor]

"He was in the Ass Kickin' Business. And...

Business is goood"

or
"I ain't gonna shoot them unless they shoot at me.
[sub]Oh lord, let's hope they shoot at me...[/sub]"

Both from the same film.
Also, didn't we just have this thread pretty recently?

Zombieland is pretty much a badass film all round. LOVE IT.


Recently, I'm gonna say:

"Show's over motherfuckers" *shoots camera*

Guess what film that's from?

Aah. Kick-ass was an aweomes, if ridiculous, film.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

"I came in peace!"

"And you're leaving in pieces, asshole!"

No idea what movie that was, I walked in on a friend watching it, saw that, and walked out. That came out wrong...

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

"And if I refuse?"

"If you refuse, you die, the girl dies...everybody dies."

--Heavy Metal

 

[lee1287]

Surely it's the best line you've heard in a movie?

 

[Theraz]

"You?re looking at me like I just finger-banged your cat."

--Californication => Hank Moody

 

[Kuranesno7]

1. "Step right up and shoot the pasties off the nipples of a 10 foot tall bull dyke!"
2. "a drug person can cope with seeing their dead grandmother crawl up their leg with a knife in her teeth, but nobody should be asked to handle this trip."
3.D."look"
G."what?"
D."There's uuuh two women fucking a polar bear"
G."don't tell me those things, not (hiccup) now man"

Those are the most amzing lines from a movie, and cookies to those who know it.

 

[BogComm]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

Kudos if you know where this line came from.

"We can't stop here. This is bat country!"

I loved that movie. So much of the brilliance of the dialogue is in the sheer absurdity of it all.