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AperioContra

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When I get a migraine I follow a strict set of guidelines passed down from my grandmother. First I wait for the full moon, at which I set out 5 candles in a pentagram. I then slit a cats throat and spread the blood to the east all while calling upon lucifer. I then sell him my soul (or a close family member) in order to take my headache away.

I then take two Excedrin with a full glass of water and get 8 hours of sleep. Headache gone every time.