The best way to make someone believe you've gone insane.

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joshuaayt

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Easy. Be but mad north-north-west- when the wind is southerly, you have to know a hawk from a handsaw.
 

Chalacachaca

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Im Phelpsing It said:
Learn how to play Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On' on the flute. Then play the song all day, only taking breaks to tell people that you think you might be possessed by Scar, the evil lion from the Lion King, and to eat tuna straight out of the can and drink the left over juice like a shot of tequila.
I... I already eat tuna straight out of the can.

Stasisesque said:
Immediately stop talking to everyone.
I do that also...
whiteblood said:
Declare that Alice in Chains is quality, revolutinary music.

Failing that, just eat your poo.
Well, I do think Alice in Chains is quality music, not to the point of revolutionary, but they were quite good.


I got nothing to add, now I'm too busy psychoanalizing myself.
 

SimpleChimp

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I actually have this look i get in my eyes. Then randomly get a really vicious smile, and just stare at things. And i mean things. Like lamp, toaster, wall socket. And if they don't think your crazy, they will think you are a psychopath/serial killer. Or just get extremely scared or panicy and start rubbing something odd while breathing really rapidly and darting your eyes around to different inanimate objects.
 

Chalacachaca

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Stasisesque said:
Chalacachaca said:
Stasisesque said:
Immediately stop talking to everyone.
I do that also...
What, you've never spoken even a word to someone? And you have full control of your vocal chords, you aren't incapable of speech?

No, but you did wrote "Immediately stop talking to everyone" which I do when I'm having a conversation while really being stress out. I can't see where did you state that I've never spoken a word to someone.
 

Stasisesque

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Chalacachaca said:
Stasisesque said:
Chalacachaca said:
Stasisesque said:
Immediately stop talking to everyone.
I do that also...
What, you've never spoken even a word to someone? And you have full control of your vocal chords, you aren't incapable of speech?

No, but you did wrote "Immediately stop talking to everyone" which I do when I'm having a conversation while really being stress out. I can't see where did you state that I've never spoken a word to someone.
That'd be temporarily not talking and is not a sign of any mental issues. Suddenly abstaining from speech for long periods of time is a symptom of especially severe PTSD, hence the suggestion.
 

Miss_Suzumiya

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Smile large with wide open eyes. Then suddenly look frightened, turn your head to the side and mumble quickly. Stare at the person/people paranoidly, then laugh nervously and start to tug at your ear or your hair lightly.
You have to keep this up, keep looking happy... overly happy. Like you are covering something up. You need to mumble when you *think that no one is looking*, even if you know they are. Chuckle, snigger to yourself. Like an evil mastermind, then suddenly snap and start shaking your head. "No. Hurting is bad... don't want to hurt... no. Stop it..."
Then, you stop with all that. You stop for a while. Then you're acting normal, happy normal happy happy... just suddenly snap into anger. Cover your ears with your hands, double over and scream at yourself to shut up. Look from side to side dramatically, scared, paranoid. Back away, stumble, like you are about to be eaten alive by invisible bugs. You ARE going to be eaten alive by invisible bugs! Make yourself believe it! Then, sink to the ground after screaming and whimpering and begging for them to "leave [you] alone". Curl up, sobbing but slowly... slowly turn the sobbing into laughter. Maniac laughter. Constant CONSTANT LAUGHTER. HIGH-PITCHED, WHEEZY LAUGHTER. Then stop.
And stare out blankly.
 

WhatIsThisIDontEven

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Get a bunch of people together and select innocent bystander. One by one (with minute long breaks in between) walk towards the person and bump into him slightly. Try to make it look accidental. Every time someone bumps into them, they say something similar to:

"Wake up"
"You're in a coma"
"This isn't real"
"Don't you remember?"

etc
 

Thundero13

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Sit around at a table, drnking tea, changing place & asking why a reven is like a writing desk
 

RhythmStick

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going shopping wearing nothing but a tin foil hat. then when someone approaches you, scream at the top of your lungs about them being Illuminati, and the CIA monitoring everyone's thoughts