The best weapon of all time?

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ucciolord1

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Uhh....
the TX?
Oh wait.... she got melted....
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How come everyone overlooked the Death Star?
I mean, come on. Green laser explodes planets. Need I say more?
 

bookboy

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Yoshi_egg80 said:
bookboy said:
to person who posted the image of the germans standing by the large, rail mounted gun.
you do realize that the German "Gustav" gun was completely useless right?
Sure the thing could only move on rails but the shells it fired we're the first man made obits that went into low orbit O_O, and with a range of 6miles or was it 12miles so in other words "Big gun...little target"

Phased Cannon Array for life
actually, the gun was horribly inaccurate, and it required 4 sets of railroad tracks that were literally right next to each other just in order to set the gun up. two for the gun itself, and 2 more for the construction cranes to assemble it. it was only used (with limited effectiveness) in poland, and later became the model for another series of entirely useless STATIONARY guns to be placed along the Normandy coast.
ultimately, it became yet another feared yet failed Nazi super-unit military project, like the King tiger (Panzer VII), and the ME-262.
 

Eclectic Dreck

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scumofsociety said:
A board with a nail in it.
I shall second this position. A board is just an errant piece of building material, and a nail is simply a fastener. Yet combined you have in essence you have in this simple union the origins of all weapons.
 

Eclectic Dreck

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soren7550 said:
Depends on what weapon type you're looking at.

Bombs has to be the Atomic.

Guns has to most probably be the Barrett 50 cal.

Swords I'm no so sure of, but I think it might be the katana.

Knife I have to go with the WWI Trench Knife.

Pistol has to be the Desert Eagle (for overall firepower. Balance goes to the Luger.)

Person has to be Chuck Norris.
I'll agree with the bomb.

I would personally favor the Sabre as the best sword ever made, but it all depends on the historical context. In an age of firearms and cannons, the Sabre was still in ready and effective use - something that was not true of the Katana. It's light, it's quick and it's lethal. The only part of that you get with a katana is lethal.

For the knife, I believe one should look no further than the Bowie knife, which still provides the basis for many modern combat knives.

For the pistol, I would have to initially side with the Venerable M1911A, but I'd probably end up favoring a modern interpretation of the .45 ACP sucs as the Springfield XD Service or USP. The Desert Eagle is unwieldy, prone to stoppages (not due to any fault in the weapon - it's just you have to move a LOT of brass out of the way), uses an expensive and uncommon ammunition and doesn't offer any real advantage over the .45 ACP in terms of effective man stopping power for the trouble. Both are more than lethal enough to disuade someone who's been shot with one, and both are foiled by level II body armor.

In so far as a person in terms of a living weapon, I think one would have to look to any of the great generals or famed marial artists. There are far too many to choose from, but Chuck Norris is not found anywhere on my list of such entities since, for all is efforts, he seems to rarely achieve lethal effect on any of his victims.
 

Jzolr0708

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For all those who like WoW...

Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Wind Seeker...

Or Frostmourne

Ashbringer is cool too
 

traceur_

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Rusty Bucket said:
traceur_ said:
It will also never work. There's only one hammer, so you can't fire both barrels at the same time, making it pointless. Plus, even if you could fire them both at the same time, you'd use the whole clip in 3 shots. That's not good. It's even usless in game, that thing can apparently punch through armour, yet it does bugger all damage.

Have i really just explained why a video game weapon doesn't work? Oh dear.
In real life completely flawed but still awesome
 

Acaroid

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Mine would have to be the trebuchet

come on just look at it...
http://img.rlt.com/x/10201.jpg
(yes realise it is just a table model but still)

I just love them XD