The Best Zombie Killer Evar?

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The Negotiator

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Mr. Bubbles said:
Gamers in general. We've got it down to an artform now. We've killed more zombies individually per game than most of the heroes in zombie books/movies ever have.
That reminds me. Can't wait to kill hords of zombies in Left 4 Dead with you guy's.

NOTE: Left 4 Dead is a multiplayer zombie killing horror game designed by Valve using Steam, the engin created to run Half Life 2 and all it's other add-on's(also for consoles, not just the P.C.)!!!
 

Niccolo

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Mr. Bubbles said:
Gamers in general. We've got it down to an artform now. We've killed more zombies individually per game than most of the heroes in zombie books/movies ever have.
I bow to your truthsaying, Mr. Bubbles. Should zombies ever rise on Earth, they'll be right screwed. Just give every gamer worth his salt a weapon.
 

goodpoltergeist

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who are you people that haven't been on the internet for more than about 5 minutes?

srsly.

Anywho, my personal favorite zombie killer is Jill Valentine. Although, my respect for Rebecca Chambers increased significantly when RE0 was released.
 

monodiabloloco

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Niccolo said:
Mr. Bubbles said:
Gamers in general. We've got it down to an artform now. We've killed more zombies individually per game than most of the heroes in zombie books/movies ever have.
I bow to your truthsaying, Mr. Bubbles. Should zombies ever rise on Earth, they'll be right screwed. Just give every gamer worth his salt a weapon.
Yeah.. I agree.
Every one of my gamer buddies has multiple guns and a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide. That book, by the way, is a fantastic read. Also, it will prepare you for the eventual undead holocaust!
Although, we did play All Flesh Must Be Eaten (pen and paper RPG) and we did suprisingly awful for a while there. We all survived, but most of us were in bad shape right from the get go.
 

Fewes

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The Negotiator said:
Mr. Bubbles said:
Gamers in general. We've got it down to an artform now. We've killed more zombies individually per game than most of the heroes in zombie books/movies ever have.
That reminds me. Can't wait to kill hords of zombies in Left 4 Dead with you guy's.

NOTE: Left 4 Dead is a multiplayer zombie killing horror game designed by Valve using Steam, the engin created to run Half Life 2 and all it's other add-on's(also for consoles, not just the P.C.)!!!
Alright, I'll let misspellings go unnoticed (Although I slap myself in the face each time I do it myself), but calling the source engine 'steam' is just wrong.
 

Surggical_Scar

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Best zombie killer?

In my opinion, Barry Burton - he's the first guy smart enough to plug a zombie in the head in Resident Evil, and manages to otherwise stay out of trouble, and even come to the rescue in other games.

Being the best zombie killer is knowing what to do and when to do it, not just racking up a bodycount.

Disregard, I such Ash's boomstick.

Groovy.
 

Mage26

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Max Brooks.

He wrote the ultimate guide to help the rest of us "normal folks" fight off the zombie invasion.

Go read.
 

Gigantor

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I think it's a bit grandiose to say that 'evar' is part of the 'gaming lexis'. If this is the same lexis which has given us such timeless gems as 'pwned', 'teh' and 'pron' then can't we quote happily have a discussion without it? Just because a typo or misspelling has been seized upon by many people does not make it proportionally less obnoxious.

Calm.

Quite apart form which, since this seems to have turned into a general zombie thread could I direct everyone to World War Z by Max Brooks? Makes some useful supplementary reading to the Survival Guide.
 

The Madman

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Anyone who didn't reply Ash is wrong. Bruce Campbell is currently on his way to your place of residence in order to kick your ass and educate you in the ways of the TRUE zombie killing master.

Groovy.
 

John Galt

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Mage26 said:
Max Brooks.

He wrote the ultimate guide to help the rest of us "normal folks" fight off the zombie invasion.

Go read.
He also valiantly chronicled the turmoil of the Zombie War too. He is the master of all things zombish.
 

Irrok the Wide

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Micheal Jackson
It's Close To Midnight And Something Evil's Lurking In The Dark


Seriously though, Guts. If you don't know, you have no Idea.
 

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Mairsil the Pretender said:
Top Zombie Killers:

Father Grigori. he's just a insane othodox catholic preist...
There's no such thing as orthodox catholic, btw... but he is a priest (protestant I think); and he does own zombies alot...
 
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How to be the best Zombie killer ever:

You need:

Half-Life 2
A functioning keyboard
An IQ of at least 1.2

What to do:

Play HL2 untill you get ot ravenholm.
Open the console.
Type [ sk_plr_num ] now the console should suggest some command like
[ sk_plr_num_shotgunpellets 7 ] (cant remember the exact command).
Now select the command using the down arrow key, and press enter to make it appear in the command typing field.
Now type a number of your choice (above 150 is recommended, above 1000 is not recommended).
Now type the command [ bind k "give item_box_buckshots ]
Now type command [ give item_weapon_shotgun ]
Now kill zombies with your shotgun.

Explaination:

Press "k" to get 24 shotgun shells
Fire primary-fire on shotgun to fire 150~1000 shotgun pellets (depends on the number you choose)
 

L4Y Duke

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Bishop99999999 said:
L4Y Duke said:
Frank West, in the mall, with the sickle/scythe/curved-blade-on-a-pole-thingy. Particularly when combined with the book that makes blades last 3x as long, AND the book that makes tools and other construction-based items last 3x as long.
Not as much as Frank West with the mini chainsaw you get off the clown. Same benefits, much more damage. With the double powerup, that damn thing lasts forever.
Good point. However, I went with the scythe as they're easier to find. Technically speaking, the best weapon in Dead Rising would probably be the car.