I remember a Puppet Master like movie that had killer dolls, but also a semi naked small woman fighting tarantulas, an alien cop (circa Dirty Harry) that lived in something close to a Mad Max world, and Claudia Christian (Ivanova in Babylon 5) as a full size Terminator-like killer. I also remember that the movie changed in tone constantly, so if I did zapping, I would get to the movie a few minutes later thinking it was an entirely different thing.
Since I can't seems to remember the movie that well, and couldn't stop thinking about it while watching this feature, I challenge the escapist community: Is the movie I remember real or just an alcohol induced vivid dream?