The Biggest lie you've ever told someone
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My parents always had this line everytime I left the house: "Be safe"
Of course I'd follow it up with "I will", then I'd proceed to do stupid and felonious things, but that was back in high school. Now, I'm too damn honest for my own good. It's probably why I have been single for a long time.
Of course I'd follow it up with "I will", then I'd proceed to do stupid and felonious things, but that was back in high school. Now, I'm too damn honest for my own good. It's probably why I have been single for a long time.
Elementary School:
I let out a massive fart in class (purely accidental, I tell you), and convinced everyone I made the sound with my mouth. I got in trouble with the teacher for having "no excuse" for "intentionally disrupting the class", but at least most of my classmates believed that it wasn't a real one, saving my reputation.
Middle School:
I bet most of us at some point gave some lame excuse for skipping Mile Day in P.E. class and managed to get off the hook, though we always had to make it up later.
High School (senior year):
"I'm not ditching school. I attend the community college across town. I'm just here to see one of my old teachers. Excuse me." I hurried back to the class I was supposed to be in. Didn't get to escape my stupid sixth period class (a useless P.E. class mandated by the school), but at least I didn't get in trouble.
College and University
None. For some reason, I never had a reason to lie about anything. It was just a matter of going to class and going home. Then studying, then returning to class. Serious business.
I let out a massive fart in class (purely accidental, I tell you), and convinced everyone I made the sound with my mouth. I got in trouble with the teacher for having "no excuse" for "intentionally disrupting the class", but at least most of my classmates believed that it wasn't a real one, saving my reputation.
Middle School:
I bet most of us at some point gave some lame excuse for skipping Mile Day in P.E. class and managed to get off the hook, though we always had to make it up later.
High School (senior year):
"I'm not ditching school. I attend the community college across town. I'm just here to see one of my old teachers. Excuse me." I hurried back to the class I was supposed to be in. Didn't get to escape my stupid sixth period class (a useless P.E. class mandated by the school), but at least I didn't get in trouble.
College and University
None. For some reason, I never had a reason to lie about anything. It was just a matter of going to class and going home. Then studying, then returning to class. Serious business.
age 15: my parents commended me on hosting an alcohol-free new years party while i took the trash bag of beer cans and red plastic cups outside
age 16: I need to go on the birth control pill because my cramps are too painful
everything after 16 is too inappropriate for public viewing, I slowly got worse.
age 16: I need to go on the birth control pill because my cramps are too painful
everything after 16 is too inappropriate for public viewing, I slowly got worse.
I told the girl I lost my virginity to that I wasn't a virgin when I was. She was but I thought it would move things along quicker if she thought I had more experience. Anyway, that relationship lasted 2 1/2 years and I never told her the truth. The worst part was I had to perpetuate the lie with more lies about who I had been with and what we had done when she asked. Remembering key events that never happened for that long is very hard...
Is it wrong that I have a massive boner right now?lvl9000_woot said:Damn. You stole my answer! lolThe Maddest March Hare said:
Edit: I don't mind big asses...it's the fat rolls hanging out of the shirt that grosses me out
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*told ya so*
Biggest lie I told?
"I'm perfectly fine" Generally is the reaccuring one.
Biggest lie told to me?
I dont love you, I hate you, it's all your fault, go kill yourself (all from one person at one time).
Turns out, she does, doesnt, it isnt, and i shouldnt. Though she's still deflecting that lie pre' hardcore, and killing me over it. So. Ya. Cf. biggest lie i told
"I'm perfectly fine" Generally is the reaccuring one.
Biggest lie told to me?
I dont love you, I hate you, it's all your fault, go kill yourself (all from one person at one time).
Turns out, she does, doesnt, it isnt, and i shouldnt. Though she's still deflecting that lie pre' hardcore, and killing me over it. So. Ya. Cf. biggest lie i told
oh snap...zerzxes said:
does it count as a lie if you didn't technically lie about it outright?
like if people assume/expect something of you, I'm not sure if it's a lie on your part
tho that does beg the question that Attack of the Clones so nicely brought up with "living a lie" but that's just a bit dramatic...lol
My parents think I'm not a virgin. But sadly I am. I guess its not that bad, I mean I'm only 16 but I fear it gets worse and worse with every letter I type on the internet.HardRockSamurai said: