The Biggest lie you've ever told someone

[Psychophante]

Your baby is beautiful.
Love your new hairstyle.
Of course i have a medical degree.
I love you.

 

[zacaron]

that over 40% of canada is scotland, and I got away with it

 

[Zeldadudes]

I have work to do tonight, sorry.

 

[Atheist.]

Off the top of my head, I guess it was pretty funny when I convinced someone I was deaf for a few months. It was especially hard considering they knew how to sign.

 

[clairedelune]

Convinced upwards of 40 people that I was gay for over a year. Fun times

What is the point? If everybody thinks that you are gay then the only person that you are fooling is yourself.

Firstly, I convinced them, rather than having them think that already. Secondly, it was a social experiment on my part? just to see how people would react with the new 'knowledge' that I was gay. You've got the one or two people that are either unfazed or good at hiding it, sure, but you've also got the people who are raging homophobes and will suddenly hate you or be afraid of you, and you've got the people who, no matter what they said before they thought you were gay, are absolutely terrified of offending you and will apologise for anything.

We all had a big laugh about it when I told them the truth, though

That sounds incredibly unfun and it must have caused a very long dry spell.

 

[Soul137]

"I couldn't use a condom. I'm allergic to latex."

i actually am. it blows. Non latex condoms are so hard to find.