The Birthday game (courtesy of xmbts)

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Well, it's a forum gamer's birthday and what is more fitting than a Birthday present in the form of a Forum Game?

Happy Birthday xmbts!

Now then, the game. The poster below the last comment improves the gift above. Then they post their own.

Example:

I give xmbts a hamster.

I give xmbts a hamster that can fly.

I give xmbts a bike

I give xmbts a bike that talks in Portuguese.

I give xmbts a cake.

And so on.

Now obviously this is a present thread for xmbts right now but maybe it can be updated for other birthday's as well. Changing the title and whatnot. But whatever. The thread doesn't matter.

Spoiler: This does

So yeah. I'll begin.

I give xmbts a thread with cake.

 

[mParadox]

I give xmbts a cake which is also a Chef! O.O

I give xmbts the finest silk dresses. >.>

 

[Zeema]

I Give Xmbts

MY HAND IN MARRIAGE :O

 

[BreakfastMan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, happy birthday, whatevs, NOW WHERE IS MY CAKE AND ICE CREAM?!!? D:<

EDIT: My gift is my unending hunger for sweets. You're welcome.

 

[Kae]

Happy birthday XMBTS, I've always thought you were pretty cool, I don't think we've talked much outside of forum games other than that conversation about work we had somewhat recently and I ended rather abruptly, but anyway happy birthday!
[sup][sup]I didn't talk to the bum, but he's stopped rambling about drugs and now he helps me with the trash, because I'm pretty weak and can barely carry the bin X_x[/sup][/sup]

OT: Well since no one is doing the one upping thing I guess it's my job to one up everybody.

I give XMBTS the Finest Silk Dresses that are fire resistant.

I give XMBTS Trezu's hand in marriage and his other hand too!

I give XMBTS a GIF that teaches how to speak Spanish!

I give XMBTS an unending hunger for sweets that isn't actually unending?

And now that's been done, I give XMBTS a Jet Pack.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I give xmbts a jet pack that also works under water!

I give xmbts the greatest top hat there is.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I give xmbts the greatest top with drink holders!

I give xmbts a cookie cake!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

I give xmbts a never ending cookie cake.

I give xmbts a sexy lady.

 

[xmbts]

I give myself a sexy lady who can communicate with fish.

Will be the best trip to the aquarium ever.

And also thanks for the thread and stuff I guess. >.>

OT: I give myself half of nothing.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I give xmbts a smoothie with 100 dollar bills for napkins!

I give xmbts a hug.

 

[krodux]

I give xmbts a hug of eternal friendship

I give xmbts a grandfather clock

 

[xmbts]

I give myself a grandmother clock.

I give myself a book.

How redundant.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I give xmbts a good book!

I give xmbts a superb spoon.

 

[Euryalus]

I give xmbts a superb spoon that has [color="seafoam green"]tits and is on fire![/color]

I give xmbts a bottle of jack daniels

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I give xmbts a bottle of Dack Daniels along with a TRUCK of Jack Daniels!

I give xmbts a the secret to beating Candleja

 

[MammothBlade]

I give xmbts a copy of X-Com Enemy Unknown.

 

[Roxas1359]

I give Xmbts a copy of X-Com Enemy Unknown and a $100 Steam Gift Card!

I give Xmbts a new keyboard.

 

[Euryalus]

I give xmbts a new gold plated Dvorak keyboard that has [color="seafoam green"]tits and is on fire[/color]

I give xmbts a partridge in a pair tree

 

[Sacman]

I give xmbts pair in a partridge tree...

I give xmbts super sexy funtimes...<.<