The Bodily Injury Thread
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fell of my bike countless times
fell down the stairs face first (it was a strength building exersize, you can't us your legs and can only used your arms)
been his in the nose with a shovel
been choked out by my brother atleast 4 times
fell down the stairs face first (it was a strength building exersize, you can't us your legs and can only used your arms)
been his in the nose with a shovel
been choked out by my brother atleast 4 times
I've never broken a bone in my life, but I have had other injuries.
Sliced my hand with a dagger.
Had all of my fingers and thumbs slammed by a car boot.
Fell head first of my bike, and had the handle bar driven into my stomach, causing me to vomit. (I was wearing a helmet though, so it might have been worse. Also the vomiting part, isn't real that big a deal, but it hurt like hell.)
There was a summer week when I was stung every day by a wasp, in the exact same place. (Weird I wonder if they were attracted to the sting?) It also developed my hatred for the bastards.
Finally the most recent one is when I sprained my ankle, no idea how it happened though. I was getting out of bed and as I put my feet on the ground my leg just give way and turned my ankle sideways. It was more of an intense shock pain, causing me to yell out in surprise.
Sliced my hand with a dagger.
Had all of my fingers and thumbs slammed by a car boot.
Fell head first of my bike, and had the handle bar driven into my stomach, causing me to vomit. (I was wearing a helmet though, so it might have been worse. Also the vomiting part, isn't real that big a deal, but it hurt like hell.)
There was a summer week when I was stung every day by a wasp, in the exact same place. (Weird I wonder if they were attracted to the sting?) It also developed my hatred for the bastards.
Finally the most recent one is when I sprained my ankle, no idea how it happened though. I was getting out of bed and as I put my feet on the ground my leg just give way and turned my ankle sideways. It was more of an intense shock pain, causing me to yell out in surprise.
I've hit my head on a playground-swing.
I've flown off a bike and hit my head in a stone wall.
I've had my little finger caught in the hinge-end of a closing door.
I was actually trampled by a bunch of people eager to get into the cafeteria (In fifth grade or something. The little bastards stepped on me!).
I've slammed my face into my knees when jumping of a ski-jump that was far larger than I first thought.
I've taken a couple of hits to the jewelry on various occasions (mostly jiu jitsu).
Oh, and I've hit my sister in the mouth with a croquet-mallet (accidentally)
Edit: This one time, I stubbed my toe on a table-leg!
I've flown off a bike and hit my head in a stone wall.
I've had my little finger caught in the hinge-end of a closing door.
I was actually trampled by a bunch of people eager to get into the cafeteria (In fifth grade or something. The little bastards stepped on me!).
I've slammed my face into my knees when jumping of a ski-jump that was far larger than I first thought.
I've taken a couple of hits to the jewelry on various occasions (mostly jiu jitsu).
Oh, and I've hit my sister in the mouth with a croquet-mallet (accidentally)
Edit: This one time, I stubbed my toe on a table-leg!
this isnt technically an injury, but its the worst pain ive ever experienced so here goes.
A few years ago (6 ish) i got a verrucae ( a kind of foot wart infection thing) and it refused to go away.
The gel from the pharmacist was useless so i went to a pro, a chiropodist or something.
So i get there and lie down on the chair, she pulls a razer on my foot and physically cuts off the dead skin. This just tickled a bit so i thought no big deal, until i felt something warm running down my foot, i looked and saw my foot had a river of blood coming from the verrucae. And then she kept digging, into new skin, which hurt like a *****, for about half an hour. Now if this isnt bad enough, well it got much worse.
She got two tubs of crystals, looked a bit like salt. she put a bit of each directly into the cut in the new skin. It was acid. Fucking acid. still dont get how it was crystallized but whatever. didnt sleep that night, i can tell you that.
In fact the worst pain from the whole experience is that i went 21 times, once per week, and when i refused to go the verrucae disappeared within the week.
A few years ago (6 ish) i got a verrucae ( a kind of foot wart infection thing) and it refused to go away.
The gel from the pharmacist was useless so i went to a pro, a chiropodist or something.
So i get there and lie down on the chair, she pulls a razer on my foot and physically cuts off the dead skin. This just tickled a bit so i thought no big deal, until i felt something warm running down my foot, i looked and saw my foot had a river of blood coming from the verrucae. And then she kept digging, into new skin, which hurt like a *****, for about half an hour. Now if this isnt bad enough, well it got much worse.
She got two tubs of crystals, looked a bit like salt. she put a bit of each directly into the cut in the new skin. It was acid. Fucking acid. still dont get how it was crystallized but whatever. didnt sleep that night, i can tell you that.
In fact the worst pain from the whole experience is that i went 21 times, once per week, and when i refused to go the verrucae disappeared within the week.
Broken bones in my foot
Put my knee/hip out of place falling downstairs
Put my knee/hip back into place after falling down stairs
Mauled by a dog
Two scars on my chest where my uncles kangaroo kicked me
Many many many fingers put out of place.
It's lucky that i'm very tollerent to pain, and maybe just a tinge of massochism helps too.
Put my knee/hip out of place falling downstairs
Put my knee/hip back into place after falling down stairs
Mauled by a dog
Two scars on my chest where my uncles kangaroo kicked me
Many many many fingers put out of place.
It's lucky that i'm very tollerent to pain, and maybe just a tinge of massochism helps too.
came off a pushbike at 20MPh down a hill. all i can remember was the bike starting to tip then waking up 15 meteres down the road. no broken bones or even sprains but i bruised pretty much everything and took an inch off the front of my helmet (it was ground down as i skidded on my face) my fave had diagonal scabs on it for the next three months after it...
i also got stabbed through the thumb with broken glass once.
i also got stabbed through the thumb with broken glass once.
I have a scar on my right thumb from making candy 
And I got a third degree burn once.
I haven't had anything too serious. The worst I've ever had was when I tripped and my forehead ended up in the corner of a metal table. No actual brainy damage, but my skull has a little hack into it now, and while not visible unless I frown, it still creeps me out.I could be brain damaged without knowing.
And I got a third degree burn once.I haven't had anything too serious. The worst I've ever had was when I tripped and my forehead ended up in the corner of a metal table. No actual brainy damage, but my skull has a little hack into it now, and while not visible unless I frown, it still creeps me out.I could be brain damaged without knowing
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- Very slight blind spot in left eye following a superglue related accident (I'm slowly regaining my vision, the doctor tells me it will be around another six months before I regain full vision)
- Two symmetrical scars on either side of my head from two completely unrelated incidents as a child.
- Scar on my finger from a gerbil attack as a child.
- Scar on my finger from a major f***-up with an X-acto knife a few years back (blacked out in the kitchen from blood loss).
- Two symmetrical scars on either side of my head from two completely unrelated incidents as a child.
- Scar on my finger from a gerbil attack as a child.
- Scar on my finger from a major f***-up with an X-acto knife a few years back (blacked out in the kitchen from blood loss).
I have broken both my legs (the right one twice). The most interesting one involving me sitting on the handlebars of a moving bike when my foot got stuck in the wheel. I got shot over the bars, broke my collar bone and obvioulsy snapped my leg. I have also been stabbed in the havd with a pencil, grabbed a lightbulb that had been on for a few days, broke 4 fingers, my left arm and I take a regular beating doing MMA. Oh, I also jumped down the stairs once and a plug was waiting at the bottom...I couldn't walk right for weeks...
2 broken arms (seperate occasions, right and left)
broken nose
countless knee sprains
just about recovered from a foot sprain
pulled a mustle in my thigh
been stabbed in the arm by my brother
split my knee (a rather spectacular amount of blood)
Also, after an operation I had to be put on oxygen because i was throwing up too much fresh blood.
broken nose
countless knee sprains
just about recovered from a foot sprain
pulled a mustle in my thigh
been stabbed in the arm by my brother
split my knee (a rather spectacular amount of blood)
Also, after an operation I had to be put on oxygen because i was throwing up too much fresh blood.
I'm very top-heavy, so I've fallen down many, many stairs (incidentally, one particularly remarkable and dramatic staircase collapse resulted in the only perfect cartwheel I've ever done). Also, this caused me to break my foot from falling off a couch.
Also, I've staple-gunned my head. True story. Oww.
Also, I've gotten a second degree burn from being outside too long. Damn my gingery-ness!
Also, I've staple-gunned my head. True story. Oww.
Also, I've gotten a second degree burn from being outside too long. Damn my gingery-ness!
awesome avatarVildleder said:I have a scar on my right thumb from making candy
I haven't had anything too serious. The worst I've ever had was when I tripped and my forehead ended up in the corner of a metal table. No actual brainy damage, but my skull has a little hack into it now, and while not visible unless I frown, it still creeps me out.I could be brain damaged without knowing
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a scar on my knee from..something
and one on my other knee from..uh..heading into a wall on a quad -.-"
Why thank youThe Disk Thrower said:awesome avatarVildleder said:I have a scar on my right thumb from making candy
I haven't had anything too serious. The worst I've ever had was when I tripped and my forehead ended up in the corner of a metal table. No actual brainy damage, but my skull has a little hack into it now, and while not visible unless I frown, it still creeps me out.I could be brain damaged without knowing
OT:
a scar on my knee from..something
and one on my other knee from..uh..heading into a wall on a quad -.-"
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I fell down the stairs when I was three, chasing a balloon... The top half of my ear became detached from my head.
It was an interesting experience to say the least.
It was an interesting experience to say the least.