The bro-code
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The Ten Bro-mmandments:
1. Thou shalt not place hoes before thy bros
2. Thou shalt not date thy bro's ex-ho. Unless if thy bro permits. In which case, thou shalt exercise EXTREME caution.
3. Thou Shalt not cock-block thy bro.
4.Thou shalt showeth thy appreciation to thy bro by saying, "love you, bro." Women must respect thy bros by acknowledging the bro-mmandments, and to not dissmisseth for being totally gay.
5. Thou shalt fucketh over thy sinners who dare messeth with thy bro.
6. Thou shalt not taketh adjacent urinals. For taking adjacent urinals creates the impression of being gay, and will look so wrong if you decide to look either way. ESPECIALLY if it's thy bro.
7. Thou shalt not be a dick to thy bro.
8. Thou shalt be totally honest with thy bro, no matter how fucking awkward or how much it will piss him off.
9.Thou shalt not calleth DRUMS whilst thy bros playeth Guitar Hero. Seriously, it's fucking annoying.
10. If thy bro useth his ho like a trophy (Public displays of affection included), thou shalt *****-slapeth thy bro so hard that the holy light of the bro-mmandments shines down on thy bro. Thy bro shalt not start-eth a fight, for he must acknowledge the bro-mmandments and repent his sins.
Yeah... I just took whatever words and put "eth" at the end of it.
1. Thou shalt not place hoes before thy bros
2. Thou shalt not date thy bro's ex-ho. Unless if thy bro permits. In which case, thou shalt exercise EXTREME caution.
3. Thou Shalt not cock-block thy bro.
4.Thou shalt showeth thy appreciation to thy bro by saying, "love you, bro." Women must respect thy bros by acknowledging the bro-mmandments, and to not dissmisseth for being totally gay.
5. Thou shalt fucketh over thy sinners who dare messeth with thy bro.
6. Thou shalt not taketh adjacent urinals. For taking adjacent urinals creates the impression of being gay, and will look so wrong if you decide to look either way. ESPECIALLY if it's thy bro.
7. Thou shalt not be a dick to thy bro.
8. Thou shalt be totally honest with thy bro, no matter how fucking awkward or how much it will piss him off.
9.Thou shalt not calleth DRUMS whilst thy bros playeth Guitar Hero. Seriously, it's fucking annoying.
10. If thy bro useth his ho like a trophy (Public displays of affection included), thou shalt *****-slapeth thy bro so hard that the holy light of the bro-mmandments shines down on thy bro. Thy bro shalt not start-eth a fight, for he must acknowledge the bro-mmandments and repent his sins.
Yeah... I just took whatever words and put "eth" at the end of it.