We've all seen it:
*Game anti thinker voice*
"Argh I hate shooters these days, everythings so brown and shitty, I can't stand it anymore! Why are things like the good old days where every spectrum of the rainbow was involved. Boo hoo"
Yea..these idiots. Now this isn't a major thing to get annoyed by, but I do, it's my duty as an Englishman to find flaws and administer them back to people, so here's my beef with the anti brown whingers.
1) How is a colour affecting your enjoyment?
2)A majority of the predominately brown games are shooters, there are plenty of other genres out there that don't use the colour so much, so why not go play them?
3) Games have been brown for years Half Life 2 had a lot of it [and is regarded as a masterpiece by some, even some anti brown people, [should I just call them racists?] figure that one out.] Even the first Mario had a hell of a lot of brown, every gosh darned brick was brown, so were the goombas, and the floor. Did that make you rage?
4) A majority of games emulate at least some semblance of the real world. Now take a look out of your window at the scary outdoors, if you live somewhere urbanised you'll see a lot of grey [which is one of the main colours in Half Life and Doom and other very early shooters, is grey OK but brown not? That's definitely racist] but if you live somewhere a bit more rural, you'll see what? A fuck load of brown things, trees and dirt mainly, which are both usually very brown. Also, a lot of modern shooters are set in the Middle East, where everything is brown, even the buildings and grass and people.
5) What would you prefer? A game where the ground is bright purple with floral patterns against a backdrop of luminous pink whilst you're fighting blue enemies? Because that's a headache waiting to happen.
Ooh, this was needlessly long for a vent, oh well. If you got this far thanks for reading, if not then I guessed you missed the bit where I horribly insulted you in part 3, so I guess you're better off not knowing what I said about you. Yes you
Now cue the people who are impressed that I "Have an opinion" and feel the need to post that.
*Game anti thinker voice*
"Argh I hate shooters these days, everythings so brown and shitty, I can't stand it anymore! Why are things like the good old days where every spectrum of the rainbow was involved. Boo hoo"
Yea..these idiots. Now this isn't a major thing to get annoyed by, but I do, it's my duty as an Englishman to find flaws and administer them back to people, so here's my beef with the anti brown whingers.
1) How is a colour affecting your enjoyment?
2)A majority of the predominately brown games are shooters, there are plenty of other genres out there that don't use the colour so much, so why not go play them?
3) Games have been brown for years Half Life 2 had a lot of it [and is regarded as a masterpiece by some, even some anti brown people, [should I just call them racists?] figure that one out.] Even the first Mario had a hell of a lot of brown, every gosh darned brick was brown, so were the goombas, and the floor. Did that make you rage?
4) A majority of games emulate at least some semblance of the real world. Now take a look out of your window at the scary outdoors, if you live somewhere urbanised you'll see a lot of grey [which is one of the main colours in Half Life and Doom and other very early shooters, is grey OK but brown not? That's definitely racist] but if you live somewhere a bit more rural, you'll see what? A fuck load of brown things, trees and dirt mainly, which are both usually very brown. Also, a lot of modern shooters are set in the Middle East, where everything is brown, even the buildings and grass and people.
5) What would you prefer? A game where the ground is bright purple with floral patterns against a backdrop of luminous pink whilst you're fighting blue enemies? Because that's a headache waiting to happen.
Ooh, this was needlessly long for a vent, oh well. If you got this far thanks for reading, if not then I guessed you missed the bit where I horribly insulted you in part 3, so I guess you're better off not knowing what I said about you. Yes you
Now cue the people who are impressed that I "Have an opinion" and feel the need to post that.