I usually spend time being pedantic in the more philosophical/religious threads, but what the hell. this is a gaming forum, and from time to time I should talk about games.
SammiYin said:
We've all seen it:
*Game anti thinker voice*
"Argh I hate shooters these days, everythings so brown and shitty, I can't stand it anymore! Why are things like the good old days where every spectrum of the rainbow was involved. Boo hoo"
Yea..these idiots. Now this isn't a major thing to get annoyed by, but I do, it's my duty as an Englishman to find flaws and administer them back to people, so here's my beef with the anti brown whingers.
1) How is a colour affecting your enjoyment?
2)A majority of the predominately brown games are shooters, there are plenty of other genres out there that don't use the colour so much, so why not go play them?
3) Games have been brown for years Half Life 2 had a lot of it [and is regarded as a masterpiece by some, even some anti brown people, [should I just call them racists?] figure that one out.] Even the first Mario had a hell of a lot of brown, every gosh darned brick was brown, so were the goombas, and the floor. Did that make you rage?
4) A majority of games emulate at least some semblance of the real world. Now take a look out of your window at the scary outdoors, if you live somewhere urbanised you'll see a lot of grey [which is one of the main colours in Half Life and Doom and other very early shooters, is grey OK but brown not? That's definitely racist] but if you live somewhere a bit more rural, you'll see what? A fuck load of brown things, trees and dirt mainly, which are both usually very brown. Also, a lot of modern shooters are set in the Middle East, where everything is brown, even the buildings and grass and people.
5) What would you prefer? A game where the ground is bright purple with floral patterns against a backdrop of luminous pink whilst you're fighting blue enemies? Because that's a headache waiting to happen.
Ooh, this was needlessly long for a vent, oh well. If you got this far thanks for reading, if not then I guessed you missed the bit where I horribly insulted you in part 3, so I guess you're better off not knowing what I said about you. Yes you
Now cue the people who are impressed that I "Have an opinion" and feel the need to post that.
1) I can't speak for everyone, but I can speak for myself and I suspect that I'm speaking for lots of others. Clearly you have an opinion, right? And I'd venture to say that you have a favorite color. Cool. So here's what you do: imagine that you were colorblind -- not just red/green colorblind, but the whole spectrum. Do you think you'd experience less joy in life? Never mind the practical things like traffic lights. All the cool blue LED's that probably adorn your computer, every angry bird, and everything else would have, I bet, a lot of the fun removed from it because it all looks so damn much the same. You can even bring this into the real world; go to Hot Topic or, preferably, a proper indie shop - anywhere that sells cool hipster glasses with off-color lenses. Get a pair of red or green ones since those will filter out the rest of the spectrum the best. Now wear them for a whole day, and at the end of the day when you take them off, be amazed at just how elated you are, just to be able to see colors again.
2) You really seem to enjoy misapplying the word 'racism' incorrectly -- more on that later -- but let's have some fun with this question, and shift the perspective. A majority of the predominately cute, date-able Israeli girls are Jewish. There are plenty of other countries that have fewer Jews per capita, so why not go on dates in those countries? My point here is that you're effectively saying, "Instead of trying to change the circumstances of the thing you want to do, force yourself to want to do something else." The civil rights and suffrage movements would like a word with you.
3) Games have had a predominate palette, practically since the medium moved onto the screen -- hell, since games moved onto
print. Many of them have still enjoyed a splash of color. Fine, a red cacodemon with blue blood, a purple energy ball and a big green eye is overkill, and even cartoony nowadays,but unless you're trying to pull some artsy shit like Limbo, or be truly oppressive like the end of Drakengard or something, a splash of color helps keep things visually interesting. This is coming from a man whose damn-near-favorite game of all time was Fallout 3. This is an argument about monotony, not actually one about colors.
Although it's out of order, I feel your crack about HL2 deserves its own little segment. Half-Life 2 was not a festival of monochrome. There is color all over that game, and still it managed what I would call a comparable level of 'grit' against modern shooters.
4) Fair enough a lot of games do. But I still think that if I have Deadpool's super healing, which activates every time I duck behind a bulletproof empty wooden crate... OK, I'm beginning to digress. Anyway, fine. You know what? You're right. I do see a lot of grey around here -- and among that grey is an awful lot of color from billboards, painted houses, lawns, neon lights, urban renewal painting all over the graffiti, itself also colorful. Lots of dark brown people live there, and you know what? A lot of them were the folks who decided that color was more fun than grey. Know what they didn't do to the grey, though, is paint it all brown. This is not a matter of racism. Having a favorite color does not make you a racist. I shouldn't even have to explain something that fucking inane. Tell you what's racist? A whole mess of games that have their plots summed up as, "Get over there and kill lots and lots and
lots of
those fucking Muslims..
I used to live out in the boonies, too. There was a lot of brown. Also a lot of green. Also a lot of pink and blue; flowers have away of growing out there, where people don't mow them. Also some silver or blue from ponds and lakes, and more. There is a smorgasbord of color everywhere, except in the middle east, and you know what? That's a really good segue into...
5) You know what? That might be fun. If nothing else, it would certainly
get me the fuck out of the Ethnic Cleansers they've been releasing for the last five years. What you're asking for, is not terribly far off from playing the original Doom games, lots of bright red skies, fairly bright greens and blues adorning rooms, etc. Wolfenstein 3D had blue walls everywhere, for chrissake. As pixelated as those games were, they really are more visually appealing to me than this new generation of Arab-slayers (although in fairness, I can probably chalk a lot of it up to nostalgia).
Anyway, you didn't really insult me with alleged point number three. What you did was frame an entire issue poorly, and then call people racists for enjoying a variety of colors.
Fucking honestly, man...
EDIT: God, the rest of you guys were so much more concise and coherent than I was. I need to make sure to sober up before I type these posts. I mean, damn.