The cake game

[Code Monkey]

[sub]Oh...[/sub]

I pay Aquaman to get it. Hey, at least he's good for something.

I hide it in the last place you would look.

 

[Azraellod]

Turns out it's also the first place I would look. Reason being, once I find it, I stop looking.

I place the cake on a shelf just out of reach.

 

[Code Monkey]

I get Apache chief to get it for me. Turns out the superfriends are being very friendly today.

I give it to Robin and let him do what he wants with it. Maybe today he'll actualy be helpfull.

 

[Darth Pope]

I feed the cake along with Robin to the Fat Princess.

 

[Code Monkey]

I conince her she's fat, she becomes anorexic, and vomits it out for me.

I hide the cake inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a box inside a locked box.

 

[Darth Pope]

I look at you questioningly because you confuse me slightly and take the box.

 

[Code Monkey]

I point and stare at you until you slowly put the box down and back away.

 

[Darth Pope]

I wait for you to get your box and promptly FIER MA LAZOR, BLAHHH!!!!11!!1

 

[Azraellod]

Ok, not sure what just happened, so I'll just murder you both and take the box with the cake in it. I'll then tear open all the boxes with a knife.

I give the cake to the 874th poster.

 

[Darth Pope]

I don't think you understand my priorities.

[small]Cake Nao[/small]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I get the Cake

I hide the cake in another thread

 

[Darth Pope]

Gah, Damn you!

Goes to Off topic discussion in search of the cake.

 

[SteakHeart]

You get shot in the head by a top SAS sharpshooter wielding a CheyTac Intervention sniper rifle.

I take the cake and begin to hump it.

 

[Darth Pope]

Bakes a new cake, as the current one is defiled.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I take your cake from the oven and hide it in one of Raz Al ghouls Lazarus Pits, and set it to explode if anything thats not cake or me enters

 

[Darth Pope]

Don't you know whopper giving, lazer firin, Pope Kings are made of pure cake?

Cake is confiscated.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

use apeture science admin privilages to un-confiscate cake

Give it to The Joker.

 

[squidbuddy99]

I take it. 'Cause I'm the goddamn Batman.

I hide my cake in a fortified bunker.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I hire a demonman to blow up you and your bunker take the cake

and send it to a perodactyls nest in the Stone Age

 

[Vrex360]

I race over to the nest while riding on a T-rex, scare away the Ptereodactyls nest and take the cake.

I put the cake in the middle of a Flood infested High Charity.