The cake game
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"Children! ATTACK!" The swarm of humanoid puppets all gather together and build a large structure shaped like a rod, Sephiroth assumes his position at the front. The large puppet rod begins to glow, the gglowing moves towards Sephiroth. Then it begins to pulsate, more rings of light run towards Sephiroth until he is as bright as a small star. "Maioribus Lux Lucis!" A huge beam shoots out of the puppet rod and incinerates every Rex clone and Josh. I remove myself from my perch and retreave the cake, then hold it high above my head. "The cake is mine once more!." I then lower it and take a triumphant bite.
I send the U.S.S Kill Beast Buffet straight towards your face. (I better not be ninja'd)
Cake = mine
I hide the cake in a mirror disguised as a door.
Cake = mine
I hide the cake in a mirror disguised as a door.
I use my common sense to bite every door I come across.
The cake is mine motha fuckas!
I shoot it into space and put a bomb into it.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
The cake is mine motha fuckas!
I shoot it into space and put a bomb into it.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
With my last ounce of strength i make Aeris use Curaja on me, I am fully revived! "You! You will pay for that!" I pull out 2 masamunes and two muramasas and hold two in each hand. I charge at LostinOriginality with my army of super humanoid puppets close behind. We all simultaneously cut a part of your body, after 2 seconds, BloodyThoughts is reduced to a puddle of flesh and blood. I pick up the cake.
I grab the distraction, which turns out to be an iPod and speaker system.
I Rickroll you until you collapse on the ground, ears bleeding. I grab the cake from your hands, eat some and sprint off.
I Rickroll you until you collapse on the ground, ears bleeding. I grab the cake from your hands, eat some and sprint off.
I appear in a viel of smoke and inky darkness. "Nrrrrggh... This is starting to annoy me. Children, relax for a moment. Father will handle this himself." I release my strings on my "puppets" and they fall to the round, limp, and unmoving, just like puppets. I then pull out 10 swords. Masamune and Muramasa go in one hand, two katanas in the other, a long sword in my teeth, a holy sword under one arm, a demonic sword under the other, and a scimitar between one legg's calf and thigh. I leap high into the air off one foot, and begin to spin at blinding speeds, landing right on CounterAttack. The force of my spin and the multiple blades rip him to shreads and i take the cake.
I snipe the cakeholder from across the map, then swap to Scout and run at triple speed to the cake, which I grab and take back to my BLU base.
@dispelga: How could you possibly take the cake when you have ten swords equipped?
@dispelga: How could you possibly take the cake when you have ten swords equipped?
A voice echoes out of nowhere: I can't let you take that, dispelga!
Star Wolf flies in and shoots the cake out of your hand. I catch it, hijack Star Wolf's ship and fly off into space.
Star Wolf flies in and shoots the cake out of your hand. I catch it, hijack Star Wolf's ship and fly off into space.
Dispelga summons Starfox!
They blast Counterattack out of the sky and the cake safely lands in my hands.
They blast Counterattack out of the sky and the cake safely lands in my hands.
I use my Ultimate Comeback on you, which I will not write here on account of excessive largeliness, subsequent excessive manliness and the fact that I can't be bothered writing it all down. You're stunned, and drop the cake, which I steal and hide in a safety deposit box.
To add injury to insult, I poke you with a pointed stick.
To add injury to insult, I poke you with a pointed stick.
I release the clone spell and the disguise spell. I was the deposit box the whole time! the cake is mine!