The cake game

[Spoonius]

Couldn't agree more.

 

[lizabeth19]

I call in every army in world to hunt down VuvuZeldaMan. He is soon captured and the, ahem, cake is retreived.

Using the miracle of SCIENCE! I rewind time until the cake is in it's pregame condition. Next time-freeze the cake so that nothing can affect the cake. Then I shrink the cake until it is smaller than an atom and hide it within the structure of an element choosen at random by an omnipotent computer that has unique feature about the atom that only I know.

Now to hide the atom. First I cast a spell that hides the knowledge of the atom from anyone that is not myself or the computer. Second I instruct the omnipotent computer to send the atom to a time, location and dimention chosen at random except the exact location of the computer itself. Next I oblitorate all the atoms of the computer. Finally I scramble my neurons so that I have no recollection of the cake but the ability to recall the knowledge if I am exposed to a special psychological trigger.

 

[Spoonius]

I make another cake. With hundreds-and-thousands this time.

And a cherry on top.

 

[The Heik]

I steal the cakes, combine them into one giant cake, then feed them to the Gods of Olympus.

Just try to take the cake from those hot-headed super-buggers.

I also eat the cherry (Cherry game anyone?)

 

[LebbyLegs]

Since the Gods of Olympus ate that cake, I instead go to Lizbeth19's house and make spooky noises demanding that they edit their post so that they instead just put the cake down in front of a neon sign that says "Cake here!!!!!!!!"
I then stop breaking the fourth wall, take that cake and store it in a freezer. Made of bears.

 

[ringwraiths48]

I hire Batman to get the cake for me. Unfortunately, Batman decides to keep the cake, so now Batman has the cake. How will you get the cake from the motherfucking Batman?

 

[LebbyLegs]

With MOTHERFUCKING CATWOMAN!
Catwoman seduces Batman, steals the cake and gives it to me, although because I'm a 16 year old urchin with about as much wealth as an unemployed dung beetle she punches me in the gut very hard because I couldnt pay her. The cake is squashed under my body while im writhing in pain.

 

[havass]

Catwoman picks you up and hurls you out the top of the nearest building, i.e the Empire State building. She then places what's left of the cake on top of the Empire State building.

 

[ringwraiths48]

King kong uses climb. Its super effective. However,once he gets to the top, toad walks out and says "thank you. But our cake is in another empire state building."

 

[The Heik]

I hire Bowser to bring me the cake, Giving him Princess Daisy in exchange (cartoon slavery FTW!)

I give the cake to Lukas the Trickster, then get Bowser to kill him in close combat, causing both to get stuck in stasis for eternity.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I wait for what feels like an eternity, then, when Lukas emerges from the stasis, I steal the cake and push him back in for another eternity.

I retreat to my secret base guarded by an army of loyal Jackie Chan clones.

 

[SckizoBoy]

I use a squad of Tau Stealthsuits to bypass your Jackie Chans and get that cake.

Erects barrier composed of Broadside XV88's

 

[The Heik]

I use a squad of Tau Stealthsuits to bypass your Jackie Chans and get that cake.

Erects barrier composed of Broadside XV88's

WAAAAAAGH! Not enough Broadsides to stop the Green Tide!

I give the cake to the Orks. I'm not sure anyone wants to know what happened to it.......

 

[Dumbfish1]

I take off my ork mask and smile, "That was easier than expected"

I paint the cake green and hide it in a cactus.

 

[Letitha]

I create a virus which kills all plant life, after this, the cake is relatively easy to find.

I let my dog eat the cake.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I hire Jack Black to kick your dog off of a bridge, causing him to throw up the cake in suprise (The dog, not Jack Black).

I grab the half digested cake and run for the hills.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Unfortunately the hills are alive with the sound of music and they beat you up for the cake which I later buy after happening upon it at a store run buy the hills in Sweden.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I trick you into donating the cake to my fake charity in a long and frankly ludicrous manner, so I wont bother typing it up here.

I hide the cake in plain sight.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I take the cake by using an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device to place an orange portal next to me and a blue portal under the cake.

I use the same technique to move the cake to the moon where it should be better preserved in the vaccuum.