The Character NOT going into SSBB

[Seyon]

I want to know your one character that you would not put into Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

If there is a god and there should be if this has a possibility of happening, let him prevent Harry Potter from joining the fray.

 

[Hey Joe]

Urkel. I'd hate to have to play him as a character, but wailing on him seems quite appealing.

 

[REDPill357]

Master Chief.

 

[lewa nua]

LOL master cheif but then MS would never put him on another console, IDC really if they put someone on I dont like I jsut odnt use em.

 

[codespace]

Navi, from Ocarina of time. Same appeal as Urkel, though, with the beatings.

 

[lewa nua]

Dude nav i would be an awesome usless assist trophie

 

[Duck Sandwich]

The Larva from Starcraft.

 

[Yerocha]

What about Midna? I'd like to wail on Midna.

 

[Zera]

freaking captain olimar...oh wait...

 

[qbert4ever]

Slippy Toad from star fox. Talk about useless.

On a side note, how awsome would it be to play as a Big Daddy from bioshock?
Or maybe a little sister that can stick people in the gut with that needle?

 

[blackadvent]

I'd like to wave my middle finger at anyone from the crappy liscensed games of the 90s.

But I'd love to see Sora from Chain of Memories join in just so I can watch the forums be set ablaze.

 

[end_boss]

The Noid

 

[The Irrelevant Gamer]

The Noid

This wins. The Noid would actually sort of fit in with the rest of the roster, but his appearance would be highly unlikely.

 

[end_boss]

Oh, I just thought of something. What with the annoying prominence of the "God of War-style Simon Says button mashing" sequences, maybe SSBB should feature the grand-daddy of them all, Dirk from Dragon's Lair. His moves will all consist of pressing the direction/button that is prompted on the screen.

 

[S.R. Kilvan]

Kerrigan.

*****.

 

[Salmon]

Wario... oh wait, too late... in that case, Bowser Jr.

 

[Thegreatoz]

The Noid

lmao, good choice

 

[Ros Lai]

Phil Collins, for sure. Though I'm pretty sure he'll still show up as an assist trophy.

 

[super_smash_jesus]

I think that Richard Simmons might be too dominating of a force to be put into ssbb, but a guy can dream