The character you hate the most is stealing your console and game(s)!

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roostuf

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Oh teh noes! Your most hated video game character/npc is stealing your Favorite gaming console and your favorite games, what will you do!

Kill them, wound them, negotiate with them or kick him/her in the bollocks/...vagina? Quick before its to late.
 

Captain Hat

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DAMMIT, PRINCESS PEACH.

I hate that woman. above any other character, she always cheated me out of Mario Party or Mario Kart games... Give her some concrete shoes and tell her to swim with the bloopers in shallow water. Watch her face panic a few inches below the surface :)
 

WaywardHaymaker

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Oh, fuck you, Jack, FUCK YOU! I'd take my footrest/barstool thing and smash her fucking head in! I don't care if she's got biotics or a shotgun, she'd never expect a scrawny, pale teenager to attack her with a chair from IKEA.

Then I'd take her shotgun and pretend like it was never her's.
 

Gorilla Gunk

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Hey, [Any character voiced by Nolan North], put that down! That's not yours!

*Spanks [Any character voiced by Nolan North] and makes them go in the corner for a timeout*
 

FalloutJack

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*Gunshot*

Say g'night, Squall! Oh wait, you can't! YOU'RE DEAD! AH HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!! Bet you wish you had some kind of leveling system that allowed you to be stronger than me now, doncha'? That'll teach you to touch my games and stuff.
 

Ghengis John

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I can't remember the character I hate the most. My memory is kind enough to block out everything I hate fairly quickly which helps me avoid becoming cynical. However, at the moment there's one guy is dues ex human revolution who sees me no matter what I do. So I guess I have to call the police and tell them they have to catch some nameless black dude with unnaturally high perception.
 

Luke3184

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Oh hello "Scorpio", your magical arse parachutes can't save you now...

(I don't hate the game, love it in fact, there's just something about that guy that rubs me the wrong way and forces me to fly a jumbo jet into a skyscraper ever five minutes)
 

Kungfu_Teddybear

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Get the fuck out of my room, Hope! No you can't take that with you! *punch*
 

OmniscientOstrich

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Ohhhh, Tidus you whiny, insipid, obnoxious, androgynous, incompetant little *****. You are going to be 50 different kinds of fucked up by the time I get through with you. >:D
 

MintberryCrunch

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Fargoth, you have asked me for your god damn ring back for THE LAST TIME.
*killkillkillkill*

...Let's see your Minor Healing on Self help you now.
 

KaizokuouHasu

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Get the fuck out you generic testosterone and steroid pumped muscle man! I don't care if you call yourself Kratos or Fenix these days! You're not taking my fucking X360! I need my weekly fix of Vanille and Lightning and some of that Nier and the other shelf filler games I've yet to finish! Why can you get a job in today's market but not me? You're just a douchebag!

Let go or I'll stab you in the nuts!

WaywardHaymaker said:
Oh, fuck you, Jack, FUCK YOU! I'd take my footrest/barstool thing and smash her fucking head in! I don't care if she's got biotics or a shotgun, she'd never expect a scrawny, pale teenager to attack her with a chair from IKEA.

Then I'd take her shotgun and pretend like it was never her's.
Actually. I think I hate archetypes like Jack more than I hate the testosterone steroid freaks. She's a bad image of the strong woman.
 

Magicmad5511

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Whenever one of these comes up I have to go through all the games I own.

OK it a toss up ow between
>Silver the Hedgehog from "Sonic the Hedgehog 2006". That damn prissy little noob. His voice annoys me and he is the most annoying to play as. If he was robbing me I'd sneak up on him, and smash him in the nuts. I'd then snap his neck. He may have telekinetic abilities but hes so awful I could still beat him.

>and Sheldon out of Just Cause 2. He's ridiculously annoying with his over the top American accent and is constantly roasting pigs.

Sheldon does at one point save you using his helicopter...so I'm going with Silver.
Now where to bury the body?
 

TFielding

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No boomerang bird from angry birds! Slice with sword. YAY!
And for a character from a real game
No Moira, I won't go get irradiated for you, please leave. (My favorite place to shop in Fallout 3, but Why do you want me to endure terrors to write a little book!)
 

neonsword13-ops

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Teddie, Your jokes are terrible, and your voice is as Shrill as my mothers.

Jump back in the tv, you Bastard.
 

AceTrilby

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What the hell, Forrest Kaysen? How did you fit through my door? More importantly, why do you have your greasy, donut-caked hands on my Xbox? No, a small red tree isn't an equal trade!

Don't make me get the shotgun, Kaysen. Are.. are you... stop. No? Okay, shotgun it is...
*BLAM*

Uh-huh, who thinks red's a nice colour now, jerk? Oh wait, your blood's purple. Well, fuck you anyway, fatass.
 

Saulkar

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The adoring fan?



Its go time *****!


I will drag him to the top of a cliff and throw him off!