The character you hate the most is stealing your console and game(s)!

[Jamiemitsu]

Cait Sith?? Sonofabitch, drop that steal materia NOW, sucka, its payback time!!

And then after hours of torture I kill the unlikable-in-every-way cat-toy-robot thing. With a blunt instrument.

 

[Piperlyon]

Damn it Shao Kahn! Put that down before I bust your kneecaps in and put a shotgun shell in your damn cheating head!

Of course this would probably cause him to pull out one of his magic missile hammers or spears and kill me 20 TIMES IN A ROW!

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Yoshi's neck would be snapped the second he laid hands on my PS3! O.e

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Commit a random act of violence, I suppose. Just like EVERYONE ELSE.

Not a whole lot of variety in this topic. Also, if Fox News ever checks the Escapist, then god help us all.

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

I will pull out my Kali sticks and beat Nathan Drake like a runaway slave. He won't even fight back because I'm a white American male.

 

[H1N1]

vaan doesn't have bollocks to kick

 

[SpaceBat]

Vanille from FFXIII and Sophia Lamb from Bioshock 2 are stealing my stuff?
At least now I have a good reason to bash their face in.

 

[Dchao]

Fuck off Hope you'll get your tears all over my consoles.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Rosh Penin stealing MY 360?

Knowing him, he'll sell it for booze money then beg for forgiveness because he thinks he was being childish.

Fuck that shit. Your skin is mine.

 

[vxicepickxv]

So, Fluffmodeous I guess you're real, and not a figment of Kharisma's imagination. Good, that means I can beat your little glowing blue ass.

EDIT:Oddly enough, Hitler has not been mentioned. I still stand by my original statement though.

 

[NinjaDuckie]

So since the invincible ghost from Spelunky just materialised in my room and is going after my xbox, he can have it. I don't care. I just want to get to the next level of this damn cave system ._.

 

[Shakomaru]

Spy is Stealing my DS!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Put down my consoles and get out of my room Sephiroth! And take your overlong penis extension with you!"
...
"No, I don't care how badass you think you are!"

 

[NeutralDrow]

...why would I care? My most hated character has already done plenty to earn my ire. That she and her boyfriend are trying to steal my stuff is a gigantic step back, even petty in comparison. In-character, yes, but petty.

But no, Kyoka Nanjou and Yakushiji Gaito (aka Antoinette and Jingai)? They already accumulated enough bad karma for me to throw them off a cliff.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I can't describe the joy of finally ending her...forever...


Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2-3

 

[PonceyMcTosserFaic]

ASHLEY (from re4) get back here you benedict ass-faic!!! U POS I'LL KILL YOU!!!

IMMA FIRING MAI LAZOR!!!! (there is now so much blood in my apt that dexter would be proud.)


no one touches mai games. NO ONE!!!!

 

[Dogstile]

Toad you're so pathetic, hahahahahahahahaha

*punch*

 

[J_Monsterface]

i dont want to be a troll so im gonna preface this statement by saying that by the standards of society i am objectivity wrong

but i think zelda sucks an i hate link

i love platformin, i love rpgs, i love arpgs, i kinda like puzzles but i think its a bs gameplay element because ALL games are puzzles

if i wanted to solve a rubix cube i wouldnt be holding a controller

i hate that its a game where you get a sword but all fights just seem like extensions of the surrounding puzzles

and i hate the influence it has had over similar sword wielding rpg-ish adventure games, a genre that eternally beckons to me only to lead me right into the unforgiving rocks

link has stolen loose expressive movement and true exploration and replaced it with wand waving and block pushing and convoluted "process"

although i cant be too mad, ive been playng the y's games lately, and they are teaching me to love again

 

[Jeran Korak]

Nero! Put down my games this INSTANT! Yes, sure, you could probably kill me without even looking, but I'll be damned if I'm robbed by such a pussywhipped pretty-boy as you!