The character you hate the most is stealing your console and game(s)!

[StorytellingIsAMust]

Hey, Navi! Listen! Put down those games! Now!

 

[bruggs]

Fuck up Lymle. It is not going to be, "Kay". You're going to die in pain with your stupid little dress on fire and all kinds of other horrible stuff.

And I do like the game, I really do, but it's annoying I can only kill one character in it...

 

[cgmetallica1981]

A goddamn elf with no ability to speak a language and is only able to make high-pitched moans than dresses in green? No problem.

 

[Instant K4rma]

I knew letting those Vortigaunts save you was a bad idea, Alyx!

Honestly, I probably wouldn't notice if the TF2 spy came in and stole my shit. Being in a house, which is for the most part flammable, I don't think I'd feel comfortable checking for him either.

My shit first gen 360 will just red ring on him anyway.

Suck on that, spy. Suck on that.