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NinjaDuckie

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...and are you prepared to sign up for the course?

In games where this doesn't make sense, I mean the character's class or occupation. So people in Dlrow fo Tfarcraw would have a chance to learn to be a Mage or a Cleric or whatever. Those who favour Assassin's Creed would be recruited from the street by shadowy figures and learn by doing, sent all over the place performing tasks for the Brotherhood. Indiana Jones and Lara Croft fans would be shipped out to ruins, Halo & Gears fans to the outer reaches of the galaxy.
ET CETERA.

I have two scenarios for you:

1: Imagine a world where Jedi, space marines, sorcerers and mutants fight alongside each other. Marcus Fenix lookalikes are on the frontline in Afghanistan, chainsawing people down, while about a billion N7 commanders absolutely obliterate a sentient robot menace far out in space. The Jedi and clerics are swapping notes on meditation, 1950s police officers are interrogating costumed vigilantes, a theoretical physicist with a crowbar is helping an Italian plumber rescue a princess, and Yahtzee is out there somewhere mashing the quicksave key (LOL JK, there is no quicksave key and no respawning.)

Are there any normal people left in the world? Who are you and what are you doing?

2: Now imagine our world, our boring normal world, filled with these characters of epic proportions. Commander Shepard has to fill in paperwork for every enemy downed. Mages and Jedi spend an entire decade learning how to shoot fireballs or lightning from their hands, and control the power so it doesn't tear them to pieces. Clerics disconnect themselves from all worldly possessions, Jedi have anger management classes, Rogues are petitioning the government for a change in theft laws. Everything is as boring and bureaucratic as our current system of society - some qualified space marines even having to hold down office jobs until they're shipped out for the next war.

Do you still want to be a part of this advanced society? If so, why, and who do you become?
 

FlameOfArnor

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1. Normal is defined by the standard. In that world, being extraordinary is the standard, so all the awesomeness is normal. I'd be most probably an assassin empowered by the God of Rock to shred through any song I wanted (I play Assassins Creed and GH so much). And I'd be a vigilante possibly trying to gain shapeshifting powers.

2. Hand me the shotgun that will no doubt do next to nothing to my ridiculously grizzled face.
 

NinjaDuckie

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Seriously, only two replies? C'mon, I spent ages thinking about a good thread to write.

On-topic, in my case...

1. I'd either become a suspiciously Batman-like figure, stalking imperial scumbags through Coruscant streets at night, or a top-level secret agent working for a shadowy organisation that officially doesn't exist. (Splinter Cell.) Probably I'd be stealing files from rival corporations or defusing bombs on space stations.

2. Yes, I'd still go for it. Probably I'd go for the latter Splinter Cell option - there might be lots of paperwork to fill out at the end of each mission, and a loud shouty guy scolding me for unnecessary deaths, but I've got a sniper pistol that's completely silent and I can effortlessly murder up to four people simultaneously if I beat someone at arm-wrestling first.
 

theevilgenius60

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So I could have Lord Vader teaching me all the minutia(sp) of lightsaber combat and the Force, I get homework that involves traveling to other planets and assassinating, er neutralizing rogue elements, I get a shapeshifting droid, a stealth ship and my lab partner is Juno Eclipse? Sign me up
 

Erana

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Let's see.... I like a lot of fantasy and RPGs, so something like that.
And I'm femenine to the point of being stereotypical in some matters. (Oh, the teasing I got for giving people from the IRC sandviches while playing TF2 at the kitchen table)
I also get chastity by default as an asexual aware of her situation from pretty early on.
I'm naturally good at the arts and things that require intuition, which would give me +5 to magic in a fantasy world, so...

I'd be generic, possibly magic, kidnapped female MacGuffin.
Well dammit.

Is there worker's compensation for being locked in towers?
 

LiberalSquirrel

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I like RPGs. I'm cynical and sarcastic, but fairly feminine, and apparently have a cool, always-composed air about me.

Also, I always play a mage when given the chance.

...I'm a Lady of Black Magic. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LadyOfBlackMagic]

I'm cool with that, actually, no matter which society. Any society which allows me to blatantly ignore the laws of physics will make me perfectly content.
 

Voxgizer

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Being able to do this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXu3WW1mC9U] as a job? Yes. Please.

Warning: The audio in that video is LOUD for some reason, so make sure to turn the volume down but not off.
 

Jake0fTrades

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You mean I can travel the world protecting the balance between life and death as a Necromancer? Fighting and defeating those who seek to attain immortality using undead spirits as my weapon?

SWEET!!!
 

Sir Boss

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I am prepared to sign up for the course

1. As you could probably guess from my avatar, i'll be one of those numerous N7 Commanders, of obliterating shit across the galaxy
2.fill out paperwork for every kill? in that case i'd do the ol' rogue spectre trick.
 

putowtin

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tho loving the idea of training to be a kick ass assassin (see avatar)
real life reigns in the possibility, as I can't walk across a room, let alone scale tall buildings!

Many be I could be one of the smart ones that built the animus or something!
 

NerfedFalcon

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I can't even decide who I actually am most of the time. However, if we go by what Steam says, learning how to be an immature, gun-and-race-car-crazed redneck capable of mowing down zombie hordes sounds pretty fun.
 

StormShaun

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My Fallout 3/NV characters.

1. Well all I have to wait for is the nuclear apocolypse (did I spell it right...doubt it), and then I come out of my vault or whatever, train my kills until max level and then let the fun begin...

2. Ditto number 1, no laws, no govt.
 

Srs bzns

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I've got a feeling it's something from the Halo series.
1. Whoopwhoopkickinbuttrightcrossthegalaxy

2. Soldier of fortune on the run from numerous governments and quasi-military corporations.

Awww. I hate real life sometimes. :(
 

fragmaster09

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well... isn't being in the US military already a viable option... if i were American?so i won't choose BlOps/mw2.
nuclear Survival lessons? not for me...
i think my favourite would be to get a healing character with skills great against undead(like maplestory, which i haven't played for ages unfortunately)... then teleport myself into BlOps Zombies...
 

Suijen

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The world is exciting enough as it is. If you guys want to live in a world of instability and unpredictability, consider moving to Afghanistan.