Tonight on CNN: Silver pot calls law suit over racist black kettle...We go now live to the scene.
Reporter: "Greeting you are here live with me at Silver pot industries where one pot is angry over the exclusive nature of there only being black kettles"
*moves towards an inanimate silver pot on the ground*
Reporter: "Mr. Pot hasn't said a word to us in his silent protest for the past 3 days and hasn't moved. Experts are worried he may dehydrate"