The CNN News Game:

[Scde2]

Tonight on CNN: Stephen Harper...Who?

Spoiler: Pics add funniness

 

[skystryke]

Tonight on CNN: Obama... Hogging the spotlight?

 

[Claymorez]

Tonight on Fox News: Those silly people at CNN reports that Canada is a country...Once again they are wrong.

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Tonight on Fox News: Those silly people at CNN report that Obama is hogging the spotlight...but is the spotlight hogging Obama? The startling truth laid bare!

 

[skystryke]

Tonight on CNN: Spotlights... sentient?

 

[Scde2]

Tonight on CNN: Studies show that countries either drive on the right side of the road, or the left side.

 

[skystryke]

Tonight on CNN:Studies show that the majority of humans are either male or female.

 

[Scde2]

Tonight on CNN: Ann Coulter...Target for pies?

 

[skystryke]

Tonight on CNNies... delicious pastry or terrorist weapon?

 

[Scde2]

Tonight on CNN: Shoes...Meant for wearing or is it the new shuriken?

Spoiler

 

[skystryke]

Tonight on CNN: Weapons... replaced by household objects?

 

[Scde2]

Tonight on CNN: Household objects...Politicians think they should be banned for safety reasons. Likewise guns are becoming the new household appliances.

 

[skystryke]

Tonight on CNN:We introduce a new cooking segment and make... shotgun omelletes!

 

[Scde2]

Tonight on CNN: Man...Controversial author claims it rhymes with can, protest take place due to comment.

 

[skystryke]

Tonight on CNN: Breaking news... did Judas betray Jesus?

 

[Scde2]

Tonight on CNN: Mexicans...From Mexico?

 

[skystryke]

Tonight on CNN: Americans... like baseball?

 

[Scde2]

Tonight on CNN: Apple pie...Is it apples in a pie, or is it a new mind control weapon designed by the Department of Defense?

 

[skystryke]

Tonight on CNN: Apples... wholesome fruit or weapon of mass destruction?

 

[Scde2]

Tonight on CNN: Pie...It's like cake, but is not a lie.

 

[fanklok]

Tonight on CNN: Video Games... Entirely on Video? More at 11.