The Console War Is Over

[Dragonbums]

10/10

Solid track. Next gen graphics.

If there is one type of games I like, it's games that think they are good, but are really just shit.

They are like the Birdemics of videogames.

I WILL buy the Ouya if it has these hilariously bad games in droves. Not even fucking kidding.
Zelda CDi and Hotel Mario better watch out.

They might just be dethroned as the shittiest games to ever be released in history.

 

[TheScientificIssole]

Hey, i called it, its going to be a gaming console without games you would want on a console.

Did we see the same post? I mean, I saw a masterpiece: a collage of cinematic gameplay, a dramatic original score, and a complex protagonist willing to surpass any obstacle, be it a trampoline or a car's hood to do the right thing and be most amazing frog we have ever seen.

 

[kingthrall]

10/10

Solid track. Next gen graphics.

If there is one type of games I like, it's games that think they are good, but are really just shit.

They are like the Birdemics of videogames.

I WILL buy the Ouya if it has these hilariously bad games in droves. Not even fucking kidding.
Zelda CDi and Hotel Mario better watch out.

They might just be dethroned as the shittiest games to ever be released in history.

BRING IT, don't you guys all remember Snes and sega with all those random crappy games and then you got the awesome ones like double dragon 2. I hope this is the rebirth of something special with that old retro lucky dip when you find a game with those retro cover.

Also like to point out that people paid for that far cry 3 blood Dragon with all of its cheese...

However I got a pc and I can enjoy the same stuff on my pc cheaper.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

And side note, who-ever thought up the name 'ouya' should be fired.

Maybe hes a US marine. They shout ouya dont they?
Added: Cant belive I binned my dreamcast

They say "Hoorah" though normally it's pronounched "Hoo-RAH" and, lately, the leading H sound is dropped so it's simply "ooh-RAH".

The US Army says Hooah (Generally pronounced as "who-AH") though, very generally, they are used in the same way. Either word can be used to express virtually any idea other than "no" though, in my experience, it was generally used as a positive affirmation or as a response in cases where some noise was required but there really wasn't anything to say.

 

[Hero of Lime]

Wow, a new console that makes the Xbox One look amazing, that IS impressive, kudos to you Ouya developers.

 

[shrekfan246]

So it's insurance fraud from Saints Row but made even worse.

To be fair though the thing hasn't even launched yet has it? I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt and wait until a few months after launch to make any judgements, even though the console doesn't look like it will appeal to me.

It launched a week ago.

OT: Seriously, what's up with those audio levels?

Hey, everybody clamoring for a big industry crash? Here's the future you're asking for. Glorious, huh? Savor it. Revel in it. This'll be the average if indie developers without the money, resources, and/or talent are the only people making and releasing games.

 

[Nico4]

The bloody hell did I just watch?

 

[JudgeGame]

I see there are people who apreciate true genius while there a quite a few stuborn unbelievers. Whether you're ready or not, the new age of video games starts now.

 

[Skin]

Video games are truly art. I still cannot comprehend what I just witnessed, but it was glorious.

brb tears in my eyes.

 

[tilmoph]

My first thought on seeing the thread title: What did Microsoft do this time?

I laughed at this because that was my exact first thought to.

On the game itself; it would be a fun minigame in something else. Really doesn't seem like a enough of a concept for a full game in it's own right though. Maybe some little cellphone game.

Is it weird that I'm bothered by the lack of context for this? The whole video, I was thinking "Who is this frog? Is this whole world frogs? Why does the frog want to fling itself off of high places?".

 

[TeaCeremony]

Well it is an android emulator... so everything android can be played on it.

Also keep in mind people can develop for it since it is an android device... so its like lots of cheap and fun games but no AAA games.

 

[McMarbles]

Well, that's it.

Microsoft, hit the lights.

Nintendo, make sure you lock the doro on teh way out.

Sony, make sure you packed everything.

It's over.

The future is here.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Is there anyway Microsoft is bankrolling these guys so they look better by comparison?

 

[lanceunderkeep]

Its very low spec. I don't know what games and for how long it will keep up.

 

[lanceunderkeep]

But on the other hand it costs the same as a AAA game just for the console. But it only runs what look like smart phone games. Console war is far from over.

 

[daveman247]

BRING IT, don't you guys all remember Snes and sega with all those random crappy games and then you got the awesome ones like double dragon 2. I hope this is the rebirth of something special with that old retro lucky dip when you find a game with those retro cover.

Also like to point out that people paid for that far cry 3 blood Dragon with all of its cheese...

However I got a pc and I can enjoy the same stuff on my pc cheaper.

The thing is, blood dragon actually had compelling gameplay to prop up the cheese

 

[Atmos Duality]

There is only one conceivable defense for this...

It's art.

I just had flashbacks to Bad Rats, Pepsiman and Bubsy in that order.
Why?...I don't know.

 

[silentNate]

I know it's wrong but I sat through that youtube video thinking, 'I really want to play that'!

Perhaps it was the 'Welcome To Swindon' sign at the beginning... surely there must be a way to destroy it?