The Conspiracy Theory Game

[aussiesniper]

The Neptunian union of potato-skinners...

 

[Lord Krunk]

with farts that could destroy worlds.

 

[snowpenguin55]

We refuse the offer and in retaliation the Martians

 

[death13245]

Kill Chuck Norris and form a bio android of him sent to kill the current President not knowing that the...

 

[snowpenguin55]

martian mothership has been infiltrated and rigged to explode by

 

[Bobbert116]

millions of Solid Snake cosplayers, who...

 

[death13245]

call their Octacon cosplayers and watch loads of Japanese people build Metal Gear Rexs which causes...

 

[snowpenguin55]

a demon to be summoned from the dimmension of pure..

 

[NinjaSkills]

Apple will copyright the letter I

 

[gigastrike]

...supposedly to make money, but in reality the use of the letter "I" causes Steve Jobs to...

 

[snowpenguin55]

run at the speed of light and reach the planet...

 

[COR 2000]

Yavin 4, whereas the Rebel's secret base is revealed and...

 

[OverlordSteve]

the empire sends in pink stormtroopers in an effort too....

 

[gigastrike]

...ruin the rebel's bake sale, which is raising money for...

 

[COR 2000]

Their own Death Star, which in turn...

 

[OverlordSteve]

causes Ron Paul to win...

 

[COR 2000]

The Sith Democratic Nomination. But the Rebels...

 

[OverlordSteve]

overthrow him and replace him with a Jawa, who's first presidential declaration is to...

 

[COR 2000]

Make all Jawas the dominant species. Pissed, The Droids go and....

 

[OverlordSteve]

escape all the Star wars themed posts to...