The Conspiracy Theory Game

[COR 2000]

It is the corpse of a lethal Sith lord, known as......

 

[tomdavi]

Sith Lord Count Chocula, who is himself planning to overthrow..

 

[COR 2000]

The UN, and take the world for himself. COR and Grievous, however, try to negotiate with him.

 

[rottenbutter]

But Sith Lord Count Chocula has teamed with rottenbutter's Anti-COR army, who shoot COR with their Anti-COR ray, causing COR to...

 

[FireFly90]

complain about the holes in his robes while he...

 

[tomdavi]

summons CORvil in the hopes of finishing Count Chocula once and for all, but little does he know that...

 

[COR 2000]

Chocula has fled, leaving Rotten-butter to himself. Poor sap.

(My god, I've turned into a pariah here, haven't I?)

 

[rottenbutter]

Then rottenbutter calls forth ten giant mech-suits, who attack CORvil with their mighty...

 

[COR 2000]

Glasses of water. Fortunately, CORvil was thirsty, so he and the mechs walked off and took their lunch break. Stunned, COR and rotten....

 

[tomdavi]

proceed to line dance in glee, not for one second realising that the unholy legions of...

 

[Joeyodaguy]

Count chocula, have shrunk and are...

 

[tomdavi]

marching towars COR control, as little choc chip pieces in an attempt to..

 

[Joeyodaguy]

assassinate COR get eaten by...

 

[COR 2000]

COR's Salt legions. Shocked, Chocula......

 

[Joeyodaguy]

falls to the ground and...

 

[tomdavi]

and screams I'm melting, melting!! COR does not realise this is merely an elaborate ploy so turns his back, only to...

 

[Joeyodaguy]

be shot by...

 

[rottenbutter]

rottenbutter, forcing COR to...

 

[COR 2000]

Summon CORvil and Grievous to

 

[tomdavi]

To wisk him off to his secret base in...