The Conspiracy Theory Game

[Kabutos]

Find his large, round shape attractive, thus causing Mrs. Pacman to...

 

[rottenbutter]

Marry him instead, but unfortunatley for COR...

 

[Kabutos]

Mr. Pacman is a very violent and jealous man. Seeing COR steal his wife enrages him, causing him to go on a massive eating spree. He is about to eat COR when...

 

[tomdavi]

The four ghosts decide to put an end to the madness by...

 

[COR 2000]

Touching him. Unfortunately for them.....

 

[Birras]

Mrs. Pacman ate some illegaly powerful power pellets that cause her to...

 

[COR 2000]

Start seeing strange things, like

 

[tomdavi]

Myself dancing on a tight rope, as well as Rottenbutter and COR hugging, inspired by this vision of peace and prosperity, she goes to...

 

[COR 2000]

The doctor to make sure she's not

 

[tomdavi]

High, but whilst there it turns out that she has contracted...

 

[COR 2000]

Corclamydia, a rare but

 

[rottenbutter]

extreamly fatal. It can only be cured by...

 

[tomdavi]

Contracting Rottenbutterlyiss, however...

 

[COR 2000]

This means she has to sleep with

 

[gigastrike]

...a hole in the space-time continuum, which lets loose...

 

[tomdavi]

devises a plan to bring thorgh the evil twins of everyone on the escapist forums through a rift in the fabric of causality, but is in for a supirse when..

 

[COR 2000]

Join his army of evil, and the Escapist "Twins" decide to....