The Coolest Man Who Ever Lived

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Jim Morrison. That is all

 

[Queen Michael]

Seriously this time: This Japanese musician.

His name is HITT; he pronounces it HITT-oh. I watched him perform at an anime convention. He was awesome. And the best part was when he'd reached a part in the song when there was no singing for him to do, it was all pre-recorded, and right in the middle of the performance he crouched on stage, took up a mirror from the floor and started fixing his hair, and then got up just in time to start singing when he was supposed to. And the dancing was beautiful... He was the most gorgeous man I ever met.

 

[Spacelord]

Spoiler: why the hell has no-one mentioned this guy yet

PRINCES OF THE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNIVEEEEEEEEEERSE

 

[individual11]

Bruce Campbell.

That's right, Bruce Campbell.

Definition of cool: someone who can take the piss out of their own movies.

 

[Niorff]

So many possibilities ... I already agree with Freddie Mercury, Scatman John and Christopher Walken.

Oh, maybe :

Oscar Wilde.
This is PIMP, while being gay, while not being allowed to.

 

[CosmicCommander]

This dude. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

1. Chuck Norris
2. Mr.T
3. The Govenator (Arnold)
4. Sylvester Stallone
5. Dan Marino

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Say what you like ... you will never look, or be, as cool as this guy.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

My youtube is down but I'll wager a guess and say Pokerface on the Jonothan (jonothon?) Ross show. What was it?

Indeed, though just about anything Walken has ever done (even THOSE games) could be shown as cool.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Liam Neeson, simply because you can't do any better than that.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

My youtube is down but I'll wager a guess and say Pokerface on the Jonothan (jonothon?) Ross show. What was it?

Indeed, though just about anything Walken has ever done (even THOSE games) could be shown as cool.

THOSE games? What are THOSE games?

It's like he's sort of... narrating... what he's doing by.... just leaving PAUSES ...in his sen-tences. You get what I'm saying, you pig? You better.

 

[Sarahcidal]

Christopher Walken

seconded. christopher walken is the shit

 

[FuryXFX]

hes just too badass... it blinds me.

 

[Samwise137]

/thread

Yep. Without a doubt. Makes me laugh every time.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

See the thing about having downed youtube is that I you kinda can't see the youtubes. Funny that.

Yeah, I clicked that just after I posted, but I thought I'd leave them up for when you get YouTube back.

Basically: Ripper, True Crime: Streets of LA and Privateer 2.