The corrupt a wish foundation

[GamemasterAnthony]

Granted, but it's gonna go all "Monkey's Paw" on you. I wish that I could play every instrument EVAR.

Granted...but the only song you can play is Rebecca Black's "Friday".

I wish to wish for you to wish to wish for the wish I wish for.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

I wish my old dog never died.

Granted, but it still aged to the point where it would be better off dead.
OT: I wish I had a goddamn girlfriend, that meets the specifications I want in one. And I want it to last.

Wish granted, but she has herpes

I wish I could run 4:00 mile with no training whatsoever. Essentially, I want to be a world class distance runner.

 

[Canid117]

I wish my old dog never died.

Granted, but it still aged to the point where it would be better off dead.
OT: I wish I had a goddamn girlfriend, that meets the specifications I want in one. And I want it to last.

You have a literal goddamn girlfriend who is a demon from hell whos idea of fun is torturing you and you cant get out of it. I wish I had a nice ham sandwich.

 

[Uber Evil]

You have a literal goddamn girlfriend who is a demon from hell whos idea of fun is torturing you and you cant get out of it. I wish I had a nice ham sandwich.

So like Callie(sic) from Ugly Americans. I'm OK with that.
Granted, but it is covered in fire ants.

Wish granted, but she has herpes

I wish I could run 4:00 mile with no training whatsoever. Essentially, I want to be a world class distance runner.

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Granted, but a competitor is jealous and kneecaps you with a 2 gauge shotgun.

 

[Chefodeath]

Granted, but it's gonna go all "Monkey's Paw" on you. I wish that I could play every instrument EVAR.

Granted...but the only song you can play is Rebecca Black's "Friday".

I wish to wish for you to wish to wish for the wish I wish for.

Granted. Our heads explode.

I wish I could see through clothing.

 

[Echo136]

I wish For a diamond block

Granted! Now wherever you go, you hear SSSSSSSSS behind you, but when you turn around there's nothing there.

 

[Qitz]

I wish I could run 4:00 mile with no training whatsoever. Essentially, I want to be a world class distance runner.

GRANTED! But you lose your legs before you can become the world record holder.

I wish I would walk up walls.

 

[DannyJBeckett]

Granted: You now have the stamina to run 4 miles, but lose your legs in a freak bathing accident.
EDIT: Ninja'd

Granted: You can now walk up walls, but you are transported to an infinitely flat dimension where there are no walls.



I want to be the world's first olympic sleeper. That is to say, there is a new event based around sleeping as long as possible.

 

[bigmen0]

Granted, but all your opponents are professional murderers that hate you.
I wish a GM could BAN the guy below me.

 

[Uber Evil]

I want to be the world's first olympic sleeper. That is to say, there is a new event based around sleeping as long as possible.

Granted, you're in a coma, though, so you never actually wake up.

I wish a GM could BAN the guy below me.

Granted, but he is insane so you get banned too.
NEW ONE: I wish that I had that pill from Limitless, but didn't have any of the consequences.

 

[Qitz]

"I wish a GM could BAN the guy below me."

Granted! But you double posted.

I wish I could slap people with fish.

 

[bigmen0]

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[Gammaj4]

Granted. But it's a piranha and it eats your hand.

I wish Firefly had a second season.

 

[darksakul]

Granted: but as backlash the guy who post below you comes to your home daily to beat you like a red headed step child. [edit] you cheated [/edit]

I wish Firefly had a second season.

Granted but Nathan Fillion is not in the show.
Part of Capt Mal is now played by Keanu Reeves

I wish to set the Genie Free (Watch Disney's Aladdin)

 

[Qitz]

Granted. But it's a piranha and it eats your hand.

I wish Firefly had a second season.

Granted! But it's starting justin beiber and rebecca black.

I wish I could do the trollface.jpg in real life.

 

[spartan231490]

Granted. But you'll have to get it out of the deep frier by yourself.

Bulletproof... I wish I was

Hahahaha, you made me laugh!

This thread is going to take off...Shouldn't it be in Role-playing?

Granted, but it's a Zimbarbwe dollar.

I wish i could fly

Granted, but your arms are replaced with wings.


I wish I was a real boy.

Granted but now you have syphilis. I wish my old dog never died.

Granted, your dog now has 1 leg. I wish I had 2 tons of telekinesis.

 

[Chefodeath]

Granted. But it's a piranha and it eats your hand.

I wish Firefly had a second season.

Granted. It sucks.

 

[Nulmas]

Granted. But you'll have to get it out of the deep frier by yourself.

Bulletproof... I wish I was

Hahahaha, you made me laugh!

This thread is going to take off...Shouldn't it be in Role-playing?

Granted, but it's a Zimbarbwe dollar.

I wish i could fly

Granted, but your arms are replaced with wings.


I wish I was a real boy.

Granted but now you have syphilis. I wish my old dog never died.

Granted, your dog now has 1 leg. I wish I had 2 tons of telekinesis.

Granted. You can't control properly so you destroy everything around you.

I wish that my wish can in no way be corrupted.

 

[Chefodeath]

Granted: but as backlash the guy who post below you comes to your home daily to beat you like a red headed step child. [edit] you cheated [/edit]

I wish Firefly had a second season.

Granted but Nathan Fillion is not in the show.
Part of Capt Mal is now played by Keanu Reeves

I wish to set the Genie Free (Watch Disney's Aladdin)

Granted. He's a serial rapist.

I wish Heath Ledger was still alive.

 

[martin's a madman]

Granted. But you'll have to get it out of the deep frier by yourself.

Bulletproof... I wish I was

Hahahaha, you made me laugh!

This thread is going to take off...Shouldn't it be in Role-playing?

Granted, but it's a Zimbarbwe dollar.

I wish i could fly

Granted, but your arms are replaced with wings.


I wish I was a real boy.

Granted Your Hilary Swank

I wish I was a Marine

Granted, but no medivacs, and the enemy is building banelings.