The Creepiest/Weirdest/Most Disgusting Thing You've Found In Your House

[skittlepie345]

Just what the title says. I bring this up because I just found a bag of completely molded through bread.

Spoiler: Which I took a picture of...

I found it while I was looking for bread to make a sandwich. Anyways, have you ever found something gross or horrifying in your kitchen/home? What was it, and what did you do with it? Did you manage to take a picture while you were running away screaming?

 

[IzisviAziria]

Found a Playgirl once.

Could never look my mom in the eyes again.

 

[RandyPants]

Cockroaches.

I screamed like a little girl. Or Justin Bieber.

 

[Valkyira]

Not technically in my house, but when I was five, I lost my lunchbox at school. I found it when I was 15....

With food still inside it.....

Needless to say, it was disgusting.

 

[Uber Evil]

Yesterday My mum and sis found thoroughly rotten potatoes. When they picked the bag up juices leaked from it, and the smell of death (and shit) wafted through the kitchen. It literally smelled like someone shit themselves. Sorry no pics.

 

[antipunt]

Dood, that's freaking NASTY.

...

(I can understand why it inspired a thread)

 

[Uber Evil]

I had a deep fried jalapeno that was shaped like a human ear in my freezer.

Not disgusting, just hilarious. Would have made a lovely picture.

 

[skittlepie345]

Not technically in my house, but when I was five, I lost my lunchbox at school. I found it when I was 15....

With food still inside it.....

Needless to say, it was disgusting.

I didn't realize they kept stuff in the lost and found that long. Ewww...

Did you eat it?

OT: I found a used tampon in my couch once.

Ok, I didn't, I just wanted to contribute. The worst thing I find are spiders, roly polies, millipedes, and camel crickets in my bathroom on a daily basis.

NO! If I had, I'd probably be talking to the Poison Control people... It's in the trash now. I just put it on a plate to get a good picture, since the plastic bag was full of condensation.

 

[Mstrswrd]

I found, well, actually, it was in my garage, whgich isn't connected to my house, but it still counts!

Anyway, when we were remodeling the garage, someone left a cup of coffee in between two boards of wood in the wall. Well, about 5 years later, I find it. Not knowing what it is, I stick a pen in it, and it's all gooey. I get skeeved out, and I leave the pen there (while also, somehow, remembering that my dad was really annoyed that he had lost his favorite mug/cup in the garage right after he started driinking coffee). 2 years after that, the pen is gone. No-one else knows that the coffee was there so... yeah.

 

[Simple Bluff]

I own an aviary (a home for birds). You'd be surprised how such cute little feather balls could be so gosh darn vicious - dismemberment is not uncommon. Once, I was cleaning out these really old cages that we hadn't used for quite a while and I found what I think was a canary, half decayed. That is to say, its chest and a bit of its face was skeletal, but the rest was flesh and feathers. It disgusted me more than the typical sliced throat.

 

[Sir-jackington]

Either the over a year old sandwiches in my little brothers room or the pair of my mothers underwear in my older brothers room

 

[Pegghead]

You ever left spaghetti out long past its welcome? Don't, like, not even for curiosity.

Basically for an art project in year 5 I used spaghetti at one point which was wrapped in plastic, these artworks were hung on the wall but after a few weeks my teacher insisted that I take mine home (though she was kind enough to make up some excuse that it was time for them all to be taken down so I wouldn't be left out or whatever). Being up on the wall I couldn't get a very good view of it, basically it was taken home and, being in a bag I couldn't really see it again. It was left in the garage due to garbage collection details and after a few days I went in there to get a look at it, the bag was...sweating, the spaghetti looked like blood and vomit rolled into one, it was leaking strange juices that reaked like a corpse. Basically I high-tailed it out of there and was glad when it finally got put in the garbage.

Here's another case, living in Australia we occasionally get a blue-tongued lizard visiting our backyard. For those that don't know they're mostly harmless creatures, but dogs seem to have a burning hatred of them. Some afternoons I'd come home and my dog would reak of blood and his mouth would be covered in it, immediately I'd go down to the backyard and I'd see five bits of a blue-tongued lizard (and they aren't small either, just take a look) scattered about the place, literally ripped to shreds. But the worst part is that even if they lose their entire back half they can still keep going, so imagine my shock when I'd go down and see a half mutilated one with its entrails exposed and hanging outside of its body dragging itself around the backyard like some kind of zombie.

 

[Prince Regent]

Nevermind misread the thread

 

[Lambi]

Cockroaches.

I screamed like a little girl. Or Justin Bieber.

Why do you assume Justin Bieber isn't a little girl? He should be categorized with them.

OT: I found myself in a mirror. Does that count?

Seriously though, I can't remember what the most creepy, weird or disgusting thing I've found in my house is.

 

[skittlepie345]

Did you eat it?

OT: I found a used tampon in my couch once.

Ok, I didn't, I just wanted to contribute. The worst thing I find are spiders, roly polies, millipedes, and camel crickets in my bathroom on a daily basis.

NO! If I had, I'd probably be talking to the Poison Control people... It's in the trash now. I just put it on a plate to get a good picture, since the plastic bag was full of condensation.

I think you should eat it. It would help your body build some immunities. Do it!!!

Or it would turn me into a mold zombie. It's already in my garbage bin in the garage, because it smells, and the bin's almost as tall as I am so I can't just reach in and get it back.