The Creepiest/Weirdest/Most Disgusting Thing You've Found In Your House

[theriddlen]

When i was a little kid i found weirdest caterpillar-like thing in my garden. It was big, it was blue, and it had red horn on it's "head". Scared the sh** out of me!

The second thing was more funny than disgusting - i found a mouldy.... CD. It lied behind my desk for some years, and was covered in nice, fuzzy, furry 5mm mould.

 

[ALuckyChance]

There was a bug near my bed that actually made an audible skittering noise as it walked across the carpet.

After I left for twelve hours and came back, it was gone. Where is it now?

It is a mystery.

 

[skittlepie345]

When i was a little kid i found weirdest caterpillar-like thing in my garden. It was big, it was blue, and it had red horn on it's "head". Scared the sh** out of me!

The second thing was more funny than disgusting - i found a mouldy.... CD. It lied behind my desk for some years, and was covered in nice, fuzzy, furry 5mm mould.

The first one's awesome. As for the CD... Was it alive?

 

[Valkyira]

Not technically in my house, but when I was five, I lost my lunchbox at school. I found it when I was 15....

With food still inside it.....

Needless to say, it was disgusting.

I didn't realize they kept stuff in the lost and found that long. Ewww...

Did you eat it?

OT: I found a used tampon in my couch once.

Ok, I didn't, I just wanted to contribute. The worst thing I find are spiders, roly polies, millipedes, and camel crickets in my bathroom on a daily basis.

NO! If I had, I'd probably be talking to the Poison Control people... It's in the trash now. I just put it on a plate to get a good picture, since the plastic bag was full of condensation.

It wasn't in lost and found. When I was 5, we had a little cupboard under the sink where we put our lunch boxes and stuff. And that same year, they changed the class room into a store room and paved over the sink. I went back there for work experience when I was 15, and stumbled upon it randomly.

 

[RandyPants]

Cockroaches.

I screamed like a little girl. Or Justin Bieber.

Why do you assume Justin Bieber isn't a little girl? He should be categorized with them.

OT: I found myself in a mirror. Does that count?

Seriously though, I can't remember what the most creepy, weird or disgusting thing I've found in my house is.

Justin Bieber's in a class by himself. And I don't mean that in a good way.

 

[TheMidst]

Well most of these are disgusting and weird, but I'll tell you about my creepy find. The house I moved into a couple years ago has a crawl space, so when we got there we just chucked in some boxes and old suitcases, thinking it was empty. About a year in, my older bro was filming a short horror movie for his film class and we decided the crawl space was a perfect place for a scene. Well, we crack it open and it's all dark, so we flip on a flashlight. Lo and behold, at the far end of the gloomy, unexplored tunnel is this tiny little colourful-but-faded chair fit for a child. Believe me, it was eerie. I was sleeping in this house for a year across the hall and had no idea that this chair existed, and still don't know at all where it came from. Why are unexplained objects for children always more creepy?

 

[skittlepie345]

Not technically in my house, but when I was five, I lost my lunchbox at school. I found it when I was 15....

With food still inside it.....

Needless to say, it was disgusting.

I didn't realize they kept stuff in the lost and found that long. Ewww...

Did you eat it?

OT: I found a used tampon in my couch once.

Ok, I didn't, I just wanted to contribute. The worst thing I find are spiders, roly polies, millipedes, and camel crickets in my bathroom on a daily basis.

NO! If I had, I'd probably be talking to the Poison Control people... It's in the trash now. I just put it on a plate to get a good picture, since the plastic bag was full of condensation.

It wasn't in lost and found. When I was 5, we had a little cupboard under the sink where we put our lunch boxes and stuff. And that same year, they changed the class room into a store room and paved over the sink. I went back there for work experience when I was 15, and stumbled upon it randomly.

No one took out of the cupboard. Anyway, that makes more sense.

 

[willsham45]

I have a slow cooker I left with leftovers in for a month while away...What I was presented with when I got back...A green and white chilli that seamed to be surounded by a strange mist...I then had to proceed in cleaning it

 

[Koski]

OH DEAR. Disgusting things? In my house?

I've had the food that's been out too long things.

Strangest thing though was the thermos I found under my bed when I cleaned to move out of my house. I don't know how long it had been there or when I'd used it.

I figured it was old hot cocoa or tea. So I went to our it out and clean the thermos.

OH DEAR GOD. THE SMELL OF OLD MILK AND SWEET TEA.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I suppose while helping my brother clean his room, I found a glass of coke on his windowsill. Worst part? Green, white and blue mould was completely coated on the top. He'd had it in his room for almost two months. No pics I'm afraid.

 

[blankedboy]

I found the Encyclopaedia Dramatica Offended page on my computer monitor.

I found that myself, and let me tell you I've seen some worse stuff.
I think after Marble Hornets and the video in the last topic, nothing will ever scare of disturb me ever again.

 

[fishman279]

I had a christmas stocking when I was little (about 5-6) and in my family it's kind of a tradition to give each other fruit at the end. Now, a year later I remember find a satsuma in my stocking from a year ago. It was grey and when my dad picked it up it disintegrated into rancid juice. Not a pretty sight (or smell).

 

[Vox Caster T2]

Many years ago, one of my sisters made a bonehead move and decide to clean out her fridge of old freezer burnt foods and foodstuff that had gone bad without some forethought in timing and biology. The sister in question had just moved out of my parents place and had just moved in with me to go to the university in my city, the point was that she didn't understand the finer points of food management which my mother had previous maintained for her.

So after clean out the fridge, the sister had simply dumped her waste into her garbage bag and bin outside and thought nothing more of the issue. That when the problems began, first my sister at that time wasn't very prompt in keeping to the waste pickup cycle, so the bio-waste had sat for at least a full cycle before pickup. Second, that particular year's summer was particularly hot, and as I mentioned there were freezer burnt meat included in the bio-waste. Finally, on occation in my area at that time, we would get vagrants picking through the garbage, these particular guys weren't very subtle or neat about their garbage browsing.

Anyhow, the day before a garbage pick, I went back to drop off my own waste bags in the alley and damn I was treated to an incredible sight. The sister's garbage bag in question was in the back and torn open, however there was a huge spill radius of maggots and liquid stuff three meters or so radiating outwards from the bag. I'm guessing what happened was the sun and flies had liquidised the vegtable stuff, meat, and dairy products. Then the time frame for exposure was also long enough for maggots to collect in substancial numbers. With that noxious accumlation stored up, some poor vagrant had simply picked the wrong bag to tear open and was treated to a delightful flood of maggots and liquidised waste. I can only imagine the cursing and screams of horror that were made when this surprise was discovered.

Anyhow in the end, I knew for a fact that the city garbage guys were not going to clean this up and would probably fine me as the home-owner for the mess. Plus, there was a pretty good chance that the sister would disassociate herself from the spillage or in the least not complete the clean up before the city garbage guys arrived. So guess who had to do damage control.

 

[Jamous]

Just what the title says. I bring this up because I just found a bag of completely molded through bread.

Spoiler: Which I took a picture of...

I found it while I was looking for bread to make a sandwich. Anyways, have you ever found something gross or horrifying in your kitchen/home? What was it, and what did you do with it? Did you manage to take a picture while you were running away screaming?

Yes, I found something hideous. No picture, fortunately. I baked a cake with some friends. However, we somehow fucked up the icing so much that it was like concrete and more or less inedible. So, on a spur of the moment, we decided to put the entire cake back into the blender, where it ended up looking like fucking elephant shit, and we cooked it a little while more. I named it Mark II (You're clever people, I'll assume you get it.) We then decided to blend it again when it ended up as really bad tasting brownies (more or less). We took that blended mush, and put it, air tight, within several plastic bags. Nothing could have got to Mark. I ended up putting it in a box and leaving it there. My mother found it later, and it was seething with maggots. How they got in through several layers of airtight bags, I don't know. It was terrifying, and we genuinely believed that Mark had had children somehow. That, my friends, is fucking vile. ;D

 

[skittlepie345]

Just what the title says. I bring this up because I just found a bag of completely molded through bread.

Spoiler: Which I took a picture of...

I found it while I was looking for bread to make a sandwich. Anyways, have you ever found something gross or horrifying in your kitchen/home? What was it, and what did you do with it? Did you manage to take a picture while you were running away screaming?

Yes, I found something hideous. No picture, fortunately. I baked a cake with some friends. However, we somehow fucked up the icing so much that it was like concrete and more or less inedible. So, on a spur of the moment, we decided to put the entire cake back into the blender, where it ended up looking like fucking elephant shit, and we cooked it a little while more. I named it Mark II (You're clever people, I'll assume you get it.) We then decided to blend it again when it ended up as really bad tasting brownies (more or less). We took that blended mush, and put it, air tight, within several plastic bags. Nothing could have got to Mark. I ended up putting it in a box and leaving it there. My mother found it later, and it was seething with maggots. How they got in through several layers of airtight bags, I don't know. It was terrifying, and we genuinely believed that Mark had had children somehow. That, my friends, is fucking vile. ;D

Blended Cake! Genius! Weird about the maggots getting through, you should have put the cake bags in the freezer.

 

[Sacman]

I found my childhood pet cat, Mr. Sox, decomposing on my roof...

 

[Vuavu]

Haha I threw a frisbee too far and my tiny brother went around the corner and came back with a huge mud-covered dildo and a look of unspeakable horror on his face. It must have been sticking out of the ground a little bit or something. Aha! How do you think people find dead bodies that have been buried in the woods? They become exposed after a while by wind, animals, water erosion, etc. Ha I've never once thought I'd ever have to put so much consideration into explaining this story. You ask good questions, sir. You bring up points other people don't think about. Don't lose that