The Dante's Inferno Test

[RedMagic]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Apparently I'm going to the city of Dis! Sweet, I need a vacation!

 

[Altorin]

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

I think most people here will probably be heavily into Level 6, as it's where atheists tend to go, but according to this, I get to go to the windy city first and get my penis eaten off by a dog, and then I am forced to eat excrement for several eternities.

 

[Raven_Operative]

Lust FTW

Why does this remind me of a joke I heard a while back...

Spoiler: The Joke

An atheist dies and wakes up to find he is in hell. He's really depressed as he stands in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He thinks to himself "I know I lead a wild life but I wasn't that bad. I never thought it would come to this." Looking up he sees that it is his turn to be processed into hell. With fear and a heavy heart, he walks up to the counselor.
Counselor: What's the problem, you look depressed?
Atheist: Well, what do you think? I'm in hell.
Counselor: Hell's not so bad, we actually have a lot of fun. Do you like to drink?
Atheist: Sure, I love to drink.
Counselor: Well then, you are going to love Mondays. On Mondays we drink up a storm. You can have whiskey, rum, tequila, beer, whatever you want and as much a you want. We party all night long. You'll love Mondays. Do you smoke?
Atheist: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Counselor: You are going to love Tuesdays. Tuesday is smoke day. You get to smoke the finest cigars and best cigarettes available anywhere. And you smoke to your heart's desire without worrying about cancer because you are already dead! Is that great or what? You are going to love Tuesdays. Do you do drugs?
Atheist: Well in my younger days I experimented a little.
Counselor: You are going to love Wednesdays. That's drug day. You can experiment with any drug you want and you don't have to worry about overdoses or getting hooked because you are already dead. You are going to love Wednesdays. Do you gamble?
Atheist: Yes, I love to gamble.
Counselor: You are going to love Thursdays because we gamble all day and night -- black jack, craps, poker, slots, horse races, everything! You are going to love Thursdays. Are you gay?
Atheist: Uhh...no.
Counselor: Oh , you're gonna hate Fridays...

 

[MarkusWolfe]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

 

[DarkShadow144]

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

hey Dis was very pretty in the dante's inferno game, sounds like fun!
is it just me or are most of us going to Dis? Oh well, See ya there!

 

[Misho-]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0]

 

[Adiona]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High


Fifth level for me....man i'm a naughty one

 

[D Moness]

Do you believe in an afterlife? .<

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low


I understand level 1 and 6 since i am an atheist but level 7 violence the hell irl i oppose violence.

 

[Autofaux]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Dante's Inferno Hell Test [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0]

Ah, well, this is no surprise.

 

[Jimmy T. Malice]

I've lost my full results, but I took the test earlier and I'm going to Circle 6, for heathens. Yay!

 

[ToxicOranges]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Hell yeah!
Judging by these results, not only do I happily fit in most circles of Hell (Excluding Limbo and Purgatory), I get to spend eternity locked in burning tomb, screaming about how much none of this is real and God doesnt exist! Hoorah

 

[thethingthatlurks]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Dante's Inferno Hell Test [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0]

What can I say, I am a bad, bad man. Moreover, Dis is pretty cool as far as the circles of hell are concerned. Not that it would matter to me, obviously. I'd just topple the dark master of this tartarus and claim his domain as my own. Ah, the sounds of agony and despair surrounding me in my frozen prison at the bottom of this pit. So soothing...

 

[Pariah87]

Being the bitter sod I am apparently means I'm going to spend eternity wallowing in the black sludge of the Styx. I'd say compared to others it's not so bad.

 

[ramboman88]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Dante's Inferno Hell Test [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0]



Apparently I'm going to the ninth level of hell, literally to "chill with Satan"

 

[Buizel91]

"Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell."

Yey I'm a Heretic!

But honestly i thought i would be in the 4th or 5th circle =\

Then again at least i aint with Cerberus *Shudders*

 

[Lord Beautiful]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Dante's Inferno Hell Test [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0]

Well, at least I'm virtuous.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Dante's Inferno Hell Test [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0]

Well, that doesn't paint me in a very good light at all.

 

[sigma2]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Dante's Inferno Hell Test [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0]

 

[BGH122]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Go me. I'm a heretic. No surprise there.