The Daystar Day Thread!

[SckizoBoy]

Blame Binnsy.

It's his fault.

A great man should never blame other for what befalls...

Oh wait... wrong thread... -_-

 

[Daystar Clarion]

My first change of Avatar since I registered to the Escapist, and I do it to mess with the first person/avatar in this site that made me realise how often I saw some people posting here (like Fappy, TheIronRuler, that guy with the Fox avatar that I forgot the name now, and others). Well count me in on the fun, guys.
On a related note, Happy Birthday, Daystar. May you keep running to the right and creating grass and flowers wherever you go!

I tried running left once.

It was terrible.

It just felt... wrong.

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

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Wow, thanks!

Huh, that looks familiar to another drink I-HEYWAITAMINUTE!

You don't like Guinness?

What's wrong with you?

You cut deep bro...it was only a beer...

I've had that Guinness before.

That's Escapist Expo Guinness.

I want Daystar Day Guinness.

[sub]Man, it feels like I'm talking to myself here...[/sub]

Fine, you fickle old man, here's your damn Guinness.

[sub]It's Daystar-ception![/sub]

...

Why isn't it full?

Who touched my Guinness?

[HEADING=1]WHO TOUCHES ANOTHER MAN'S GUINNESS?! YOU MONSTER![/HEADING]

Guinness is alright, if you like drinking bread in a cup

Spoiler

 

[Amaury_games]

I tried running left once.

It was terrible.

It just felt... wrong.

I guess that's why the right direction is *sunglasses* the RIGHT one!
*runs away madly*
HAHAHAHAHA YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME PAY FOR THAT HORRENDOUS PUN! NEVEEEEEEEER!!!
*yelling from far away*
If I ever get caught, I want Phoenix WRIGHT to be my lawyer! HAHAHA >

 

[Sonic Doctor]

Just so you guys know, this is blasphemy.

I'm afraid I've assigned Smash and his Death Squads to kill each and every one of you.

Painfully.

With hammers.

Also, the hammers are on fire.

Yes, definitely blasphemy.

I entered one thread and thought you were discussing the topic and then quoting yourself to discuss and argue with yourself.

(I tend not too look at names, unless I'm interested in who said what I'm reading.)

Oh, and Happy Birthday.

 

[Spy Killer]

MY NAME IS DAYSTAR CLARION AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE THREAD ON THE CITADEL.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Just so you guys know, this is blasphemy.

I'm afraid I've assigned Smash and his Death Squads to kill each and every one of you.

Painfully.

With hammers.

Also, the hammers are on fire.

Yes, definitely blasphemy.

I entered one thread and thought you were discussing the topic and then quoting yourself to discuss and argue with yourself.

(I tend not too look at names, unless I'm interested in who's what I'm reading.)

Oh, and Happy Birthday.

Don't tell him that!

He's an old man and forgets things easily, so because of that he's easily startled and goes straight to violence.

Honestly, it's so confusing. I can't tell who I'm talking to anymore since just about everyone has his avatar.

 

[Issurru]

So Daystar's the reason I was so confused in the last thread where it looked like he was quoting himself a hundred times because everyone decided to borrow his avatar for the day.

Happy Birthman Day (or Birthgirl? I dunno Ashley DOES sound an awful lot like a girls name...)

As for the changing of the Avatar, no it would just please Daystar. I must thwart him at every turn! Maybe i'll call PETA and tell them that he's forcing a wolf to run forever and they'll throw paint at him or something

Spoiler: Secrets Within!

 

[Lyri]

So this is the reason.

Happy Birthday.

 

[Amaury_games]

So this is the reason.

Happy Birthday.

I was wondering how long it would take for people to come to this thread in order to find out why Daystar is talking to himself/quoting himself/giving conflicting opinions today. XD
I'm surprised this question hasn't appeared in the threads I looked today.

 

[Trivun]

Hmmmmm... I would join in, but I love Hanako too much to do so. Ah well. Anywho, happy birthday Daystar! Don't get too hammered on your complementary Escapist champagne and orphan blood... ;D

 

[Sonic Doctor]

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Don't tell him that!

He's an old man and forgets things easily, so because of that he's easily startled and goes straight to violence.

Honestly, it's so confusing. I can't tell who I'm talking to anymore since just about everyone has his avatar.

It's okay. Old men need to have a little rage time every once in awhile. It keeps them active.

And yes, it is very confusing.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

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Don't tell him that!

He's an old man and forgets things easily, so because of that he's easily startled and goes straight to violence.

Honestly, it's so confusing. I can't tell who I'm talking to anymore since just about everyone has his avatar.

It's okay. Old men need to have a little rage time every once in awhile. It keeps them active.

And yes, it is very confusing.

Hmm... That is true.

I just hope the old man doesn't throw out his back from the rage.

That wouldn't be proper and classy at all.

 

[thesilentman]

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Just so you guys know, this is blasphemy.

I'm afraid I've assigned Smash and his Death Squads to kill each and every one of you.

Painfully.

With hammers.

Also, the hammers are on fire.

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You kids.

You kids will pay.

One day.

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, probably never, but some day.

Probably not some day.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA! You said some day, but not today. I got a blanket immunity along with half of the Escapist! New recommendation guys, we derail the Daystar so he'll forget who to get revenge on!

Exactly like that. Now I wonder if we should rename 'flame war' in honor of Daystar...

 

[Sonic Doctor]

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Hmm... That is true.

I just hope the old man doesn't throw out his back from the rage.

That wouldn't be proper and classy at all.

Don't worry, I don't foresee any problems.

By the way, I wanted to let you know that the system is hosing up when I try and quote you.

These last two times it has put this as the starting tag:

Instead of the proper:

It's only doing it when I quote you. It acts fine when I quote anybody else.

 

[DSK-]

Many happy returns, Daystar o/

(Belatedly )

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

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Hmm... That is true.

I just hope the old man doesn't throw out his back from the rage.

That wouldn't be proper and classy at all.

Don't worry, I don't foresee any problems.

By the way, I wanted to let you know that the system is hosing up when I try and quote you.

These last two times it has put this as the starting tag:

Instead of the proper:

It's only doing it when I quote you. It acts fine when I quote anybody else.

Huh...

That's really odd, but then again one of the chats I post in regularly acted weird for me.

Either the site is derping out or I'm the problem.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

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Huh...

That's really odd, but then again one of the chats I post in regularly acted weird for me.

Either the site is derping out or I'm the problem.

Hmm, it quoted you right this time. I wouldn't think it is a problem on my end since it was only doing it when I quoted you...well whatever.

Also, when I clicked on your name to go to your profile, it took me to the screen that I usually get taken to when the system is telling me a profile has been deleted.

But that's working fine too now, so I don't know what to say.

Maybe the system is going crazy because of all the people using Daystar's avatar.

 

[Risingblade]

There are funner ways to annoy Daystar than stealing his avatar

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

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Huh...

That's really odd, but then again one of the chats I post in regularly acted weird for me.

Either the site is derping out or I'm the problem.

Hmm, it quoted you right this time. I wouldn't think it is a problem on my end since it was only doing it when I quoted you...well whatever.

Also, when I clicked on your name to go to your profile, it took me to the screen that I usually get taken to when the system is telling me a profile has been deleted.

But that's working fine too now, so I don't know what to say.

Maybe the system is going crazy because of all the people using Daystar's avatar.

Oh damn.

It might be the avatar then since strange things have happened since I've been using it, but that's still so weird.

Hopefully when I change it back tomorrow (or when I get sick of seeing it on my profile) quoting me won't be a chore and ridiculous.