The Dead NPC Memorial Thread. *Spoilers*

[Helmet]

Benjamin Carmine, you were more than just a rookie. You went above and beyond the call of duty while still knowing where you stand, you did indeed make your family heritage proud. At ease... you magnificent soldier of the COG.

Anthony = lame.
Benjamin = awesome.
C. Carmine = WILL SHATTER THE MULTIVERSE.

I thought B. Carmine mentioned there was 4 brothers? If I happen to be right,

Anthony = Lame
Benjamin = Awesome
C. Carmine = Completely Useless- will manage to hurt the team more than the Locusts
D. Carmine = Step in after C. dies and SHATTERS THE MULTIVERSE

 

[The Great JT]

Here's to you, Saurfang the Younger. You and your death Cleave of death that provoked an emotional response from High Overlord Saurfang.

Here's to you, Emperor Doviculus, may you rot in the blackest part of the Sea of Black Tears. DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Here's to you, Argyle, your kung-fu skills were second to none in the 2270s. Even if your comedic timing could've done with some work...

Here's to you, Shadow from FFVI. I'll make sure to kill Kefka extra-hard for you.

 

[Pifflestick]

Andrew Ryan. I don't believe in Capitalism, especially not his kind of Capitalism, but damnit he was a great character.

 

[IrishBerserker]

May all those, both friend and foe, who have died be eternally remembered and never forgotten.
We will see you again ... In all subsequent playthroughs.

 

[Warped Pixel]

Farewell to the members of HL Squads 1-3742

Ok battle.......points clicks key.......squad goes to death.....*worst squad leader ever and the worst part is how enthusiastic the next people are to join up with you*

 

[P.A. Master]

Saints Row 2

Spoiler

Carlos. Goddamn, man. That scene... I didn't play the Brotherhood missions until late-game, and that was heartbreaking to watch.

Super Mario Galaxy

Spoiler

Poor little Lumas. Flying into that black hole... And yours even waves back to you. ;~;

No More Heroes

Spoiler

I realize he was a boss, but DESTROYMAN! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?

Granted, when I found out he was returning for NMH2 as a cyborg I was quite happy.

 

[Warped Pixel]

Andrew Ryan. I dont agree with your nutjob ideology, but you had more class than most NPC's I've met.

Not to mention I just feel kind of bad about how he died.

 

[Chunko]

So this is an idea I have had in my head for a while, we all give a little eulogy for our favorite (Or least favorite) NPCs in video games, so yeah it will have spoilers like crazy.

Kaiden Alenko: Kaiden you were a true friend, and even though you never EVER left the ship I felt we somehow had a special bond, one based around us never speaking. Then one day on Virmire tragedy struck. I was faced with a terrible decision, I could either save you or Ashley Williams, and as much as the decision pained me I decided to go with the girl I could have fake sex with. And yes it is true that I had already settled on Liara at that point and Ash thought I was a humongous prick, but still she is named after a Bruce Campbell character, and I can not allow anything that reminds me of that to die. Also I am sorry about sending your relatives a box of coal that we claimed were your remains, but in my defense you were blasted into a million pieces and collecting them all seemed like too much work. Goodbye Kaiden your absence in our lives will be... noted.

I have to be honest here, the only character I hated more than Liara was Kaiden.

Edit: Also I felt Ashley was a dynamic, relate able, and interesting character.

 

[Chunko]

Spoiler: Halo 3 spoiler (like anyone here cares)

I hate how Sergent Johnson died. He was a likeable character, and made a great contrast to the emotionally passive Masterchief. I was sad when he died, however I am thoroughly convinced that he's not actually dead and instead is going to become the new gravemind (if you waste a few hours of your time on wikipedia looking up halo that last statement will make sense).

 

[kibayasu]

Sorry for getting you mixed up in my worlds saving quest, Burns Flipper. You were an alright guy with a nifty hover chair.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I miss the 6 billion slimes I've killed in various RPGs. They all so weak and yet so numerous and just asking to get their necks handed to them. Poor stupid bastards.

 

[Flos]

Metal Gear Solid 3-aru.

Spoiler

Boss aka 'the Joy'.

You sacrificed yourself for your country, lost your son, and were forced to kill the only person you ever loved. Not only that, but you had to get your team killed. You were the true meaning of honor and awesome.

At least you got to be happy in death.

Also, I killed Raikov in your honor. No need to thank me. 8)