The Death Game

[HAZEANDHALO]

You accidentally hit the lightsaber ignition switch one morning instead of your alarm clock, and a lightsaber stabs you in the head.
Damn suicidal ninja!

Ummm...
You shoot yourself in the head, but that does not kill you. Instead, it destroys the part of your brain most involved in making decisions. With that gone, you decide it would be a good idea to play chicken with a train...and you don't move.

WOO HOO THE DEATH GAME IS BACK ALIVE!!!!!
Achivment unlocked-Back up and running!
trophy unlocked-Neonbob would be proud!

 

[Ashbax]

You are ravaged vicously by a strange grey monster, Who proceeds to rape your corpse...Then someone from star trek shows up randomly and warps to the moon.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Whats dis? Oh, A explosive flag eh?
BOOM Your dead.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Someone uses the search bar! But it turns out to be a Halo installation.

You and everyone else within 3 radii of the galactic center, die, as planned.

 

[Neonbob]

The blob on top of your head slowly grows until it is larger than you, and it begins to digest you.

 

[the Tadman]

The whales survive the nukeing and are very angry, they rip your body apart.

 

[MasterSqueak]

You get omnomnomed by the monstar.

 

[dymond2K9]

You get ripped to death by meowth

 

[Jolly Madness]

Some guy with a... *squints*... well, he empties a magazine in your crotch anyways.

 

[ThreeWords]

You ignore all the signs and go and try to pick up the lovely green glowing thing. Pity you got all that weird radiation as well...

(my avatar makes this too easy =P)

 

[MasterSqueak]

You choke on a trio of words, HA!

 

[tomtom94]

You get ripped to death by Ditto. Nice going.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Bowser eats you.

I'm guessing someone's gonna say Dr Manhattan rips me apart or something along those lines.

 

[Sparrow]

Dr Manhattan rips you apart!

 

[ThreeWords]

I, uh.. um.. well.. ah forget it...

Some guy randomly kills you for having such an inconvenient avatar

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

OM NOM NOM goes the monster

 

[Levaetus]

Predator kills you.

 

[Neonbob]

You sleep very strangely, and your hair constricts your windpipe, cutting off your air. You wake from a nightmare just in time to die.

 

[MasterSqueak]

All the human meat you eat clogs your arterys and you die.

[sup] Come on, enlarge my avater for more death ideas.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

The green backdrop is unhappy with the purple and tan-ish creatures that have inhabited the foreground. It hires a professional hitman, who spends the next year and a half slowly killing and consuming the duo.
[sup]How's that for creative? [/sup]