The destruction of family values isn't whats destroying this great nation...
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On the rare occasion that i am able to eat in the morning and there happens to be no tender human cubs around to feast upon, it would be toast under cheese with mixed herbs and tomato sauce/ketchup (something coined as "pizza toast" by a lovely lady friend, thankyou, R!), creme fraiche on jam on toast, (no name, but also thanks to lovely lady special friend A for the idea!), or just yoghurt, thanks to me, for being devoid of cool, tasty breakfast ideas.
Damn, you Brits are so weird. You need to get some good old southern biscuits and gravey with a side of sausage, and sweet tea.Grouchy Imp said:Boiled?!? Proper black pudding should be fried! What kind of sick weirdos are boiling their delicious slices of pig blood?Phasmal said:
Or, in my case, you can sit down with a cup of black coffee while you drag yourself through your morning stupor.
Nothing all that wrong with black pudding in my opinion, especially when you consider all the flaps, sphincters and connective tissues that go into the average chicken nugget that most people are happy to gorge themselves on.Fox12 said:Damn, you Brits are so weird. You need to get some good old southern biscuits and gravey with a side of sausage, and sweet tea.Grouchy Imp said:Boiled?!? Proper black pudding should be fried! What kind of sick weirdos are boiling their delicious slices of pig blood?Phasmal said:
Or, in my case, you can sit down with a cup of black coffee while you drag yourself through your morning stupor.
Besides, I'm fine with folk not liking black pudding. It leaves more for me!
My dear sir, those are fighting words. We shall have fisticuffs at dawn. Or, if your prefer, fencing sabers.Kibeth41 said:
Actually, I'm not much of a morning person, and I need my coffee first. How about sunset? It's more dramatic that way anyhow.
It's probably much healthier then the Southern way of cooking things in America, which seems to be to fry everything in sight and smother it in gravey or syrup : PGrouchy Imp said:Nothing all that wrong with black pudding in my opinion, especially when you consider all the flaps, sphincters and connective tissues that go into the average chicken nugget that most people are happy to gorge themselves on.
Besides, I'm fine with folk not liking black pudding. It leaves more for me!
Funnily enough, I love breakfast, just not in the morning. It takes a few hours before I develop an appetite.
I eat a late breakfast most days but it's because of my job. I work at a bed and breakfast and I cook the breakfast(among other things). So my boss and I always end up eating the leftovers. Today I'm actually not eating breakfast because its the slow season(Savannah is the type of city that its nice to walk around in because it has pretty architecture and gardens. Its too damn hot and humid for any of that now so no one visits till the fall through the spring) so we have no guests till the weekend. Yesterday I had peach bread pudding, egg souffle, grits, sausage, and fruit. The guests usually eat as much as they can because we serve a hearty breakfast every morning. Most aren't used to eating that much for breakfast. They load up on food the first morning of their stay and regret over eating after. The second or third morning they just get a little bit of everything.
I also make granola and have it out every morning with milk or yogurt if our guests prefer. All this store bought cereal nonsense. Ha! Keep your red dye no 65. Its clearly a mind control agent.
I also make granola and have it out every morning with milk or yogurt if our guests prefer. All this store bought cereal nonsense. Ha! Keep your red dye no 65. Its clearly a mind control agent.
When I was a child, breakfast was a hearty bowl of noodles cooked in soup with fishballs and a sparrow's egg. Now it is all this unhealthy crap like sugar in a bowl or MacDonalds. Before there was Trump, there were the Han Emperors. We will build a wall, a Great Wall even, to keep out the horrible breakfasts that are ruining our august and venerable nation. This is an excellent idea because it all worked so well the first time. Long live noodles and dumplings!
I would argue that the decline of breakfast stems directly from the decline of family values, but I mean "family values" in the sense of "providing a stable, supportive, nurturing home environment", whereas today it mostly seems to mean "keeping dudes from kissing each other". And what has happened as a result? A great decline in breakfast, which has gone from proper consumption of calories (the main purpose of food) and vitamins (secondary, but also important) to a sloppy, rushed affair; this godless efficiency putting us at the mercy of "experts" who endlessly promulgate "superfoods" that have the nutritional value of wet cardboard but don't taste as good. I believe the latest big trend is eating like cavemen, because surely the healthiest people are those who a life expectancy of 35.
But there's more going on here. For you see, I am the Great Heretic who has learned the Truth of Breakfast. Shortly after I turned 21, I drank the cursed orange juice of Izixilcoatl, ancient Aztec god of cursed orange juice, who is furious at the world because oranges are an old-world plant and so he had nothing to do for most of history. But I drank the juice, and so was stricken with a recurrent stomach ache and constant low-level nausea that didn't let up for years. And while I was suffering through, it dawned on me that I was in a position to test the old saying that you had to eat breakfast food at breakfast, as otherwise "it would upset your stomach". As someone with a newly upsettable stomach, I'd be a perfect figure to trigger that if anyone could. And I tried. Over the years, I tried again and again and again. And it's a lie! A dirty, filthy lie!
But there's more going on here. For you see, I am the Great Heretic who has learned the Truth of Breakfast. Shortly after I turned 21, I drank the cursed orange juice of Izixilcoatl, ancient Aztec god of cursed orange juice, who is furious at the world because oranges are an old-world plant and so he had nothing to do for most of history. But I drank the juice, and so was stricken with a recurrent stomach ache and constant low-level nausea that didn't let up for years. And while I was suffering through, it dawned on me that I was in a position to test the old saying that you had to eat breakfast food at breakfast, as otherwise "it would upset your stomach". As someone with a newly upsettable stomach, I'd be a perfect figure to trigger that if anyone could. And I tried. Over the years, I tried again and again and again. And it's a lie! A dirty, filthy lie!
You know what? While I understand that the core of this thread is silliness, I want to put these in here as a serious nod to possible real breakfasts.
And for the omelette lovers in the audience. . . .
Good breakfasts (and good food in general) should have a wealth of possibilities.
And for the omelette lovers in the audience. . . .
Good breakfasts (and good food in general) should have a wealth of possibilities.
I'm a massive health freak so this is what my average breakfast looks like:
Ever since I became fully responsible for my own life, I chose to concentrate on my health (not that the food I eat isn't tasty but I put health before taste).
Once every month or 2, I eat something tasty and unhealthy (I can make great pancakes, among other things) but most of the time, it's fruits and vegetables for me.
Ever since I became fully responsible for my own life, I chose to concentrate on my health (not that the food I eat isn't tasty but I put health before taste).
Once every month or 2, I eat something tasty and unhealthy (I can make great pancakes, among other things) but most of the time, it's fruits and vegetables for me.
I could never do without breakfast. Either wholegrain sandwiches or granola with plain semi-skimmed yogurt. Gotta need some energy to start the day man.
Or peanut butter and chocolate spread. Aka the Snickers Combo.Sonmi said:
I really ought to start doing that.Vanilla ISIS said:I'm a massive health freak so this is what my average breakfast looks like:
Ever since I became fully responsible for my own life, I chose to abandon concentrate on my health (not that the food I eat isn't tasty but I put health before taste)..
Once every month or 2, I eat something tasty and unhealthy (I can make great pancakes, among other things) but most of the time, it's fruits and vegetables for me.
I eat like game-grimlin D.Va
Swede here. We all eat sandwiches with Kalles for breakfast, so I don't know what you're talking about.
It's fish eggs mixed with tomato paste and potato flakes, by the way, and it's the least weird condiment we have(try our shrimp cheese tubes!).
It's fish eggs mixed with tomato paste and potato flakes, by the way, and it's the least weird condiment we have(try our shrimp cheese tubes!).