The destruction of family values isn't whats destroying this great nation...

[Vanilla ISIS]

I really ought to start doing that.

I eat like game-grimlin D.Va

Go for it, it's worth it.
I'm 30 right now and, thanks to a healthy lifestyle, I look and feel younger than when I was a teenager.
I'm planning on living until the end of the century (maybe longer, depending on what medicine will be capable of within the next few decades).

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

EDIT -

Eh, great English Breakfast often comes with a side of boiled scab, so we're really in no position to judge.

What is this boiled scab of which you speak?

You know full well. Black pudding, that abomination. It may not literally be boiled scab but that's all I can think of whenever I set eyes on it.

Boiled?!? Proper black pudding should be fried! What kind of sick weirdos are boiling their delicious slices of pig blood?

WTF did I just read? slices of pig blood???? Blood is fluid! what the hell is going on!

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

EDIT -

Eh, great English Breakfast often comes with a side of boiled scab, so we're really in no position to judge.

What is this boiled scab of which you speak?

You know full well. Black pudding, that abomination. It may not literally be boiled scab but that's all I can think of whenever I set eyes on it.

Boiled?!? Proper black pudding should be fried! What kind of sick weirdos are boiling their delicious slices of pig blood?

WTF did I just read? slices of pig blood???? Blood is fluid! what the hell is going on!

Ah, but if it's mixed with oatmeal and barley, then packed into a sausage skin (traditionally using sheep's intestine but modern synthetic skins can be used) you get blood sausage - or black pudding - and it can then be sliced and fried.

Spoiler: Behold the deliciousness!

 

[Vigormortis]

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And here I am, undermining this great nation, with my cold pizza and leftover Chinese.

Truly the perfect breakfast foods for today's on-the-go anarchist.

 

[Combustion Kevin]

Make sandwiches, stack 'em up high and feed your family!
That is how you do breakfast right!

 

[Monk5127]

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And here I am, undermining this great nation, with my cold pizza and leftover Chinese.

Truly the perfect breakfast foods for today's on-the-go anarchist.

Heathen! The leftover Chinese goes onto a baked potato for dinner!

 

[Vigormortis]

Heathen! The leftover Chinese goes onto a baked potato for dinner!

Psh. A baked potato...

The only thing my leftover lo mein and pork fried rice are going on is a spoon.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

I like oats :/

I've always like oats for breakfast.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

For a minutes there Duder I thought you were lamenting the loss of the Family Values tour. I mean yeah, it was a good tour and they had some good talent but most people left after Korn played because even back then who really liked Limp Bizcuit? I miss Family Values but honestly I'd just be happy if Korn went on tour and somehow wrangled Dir en Grey into some of their American stops (well, the stops in my area anyway).

But Breakfast Dude? What could be greater than the freedom to enjoy what you want for breakfast when you fuckin' want it man. I was always a fan of McDonald's pancakes and the thought that I could get those suckers any time, day-or-night is great. The thing is I see that as a distraction. It's great that I can get Taco Bell at 7 in the morning now but was it worth losing things like Pop-Tarts cereal or Rice Krispies Treats Cereal? I don't know if I want to trade back but I didn't know the price would be that high man.

 

[Fijiman]

When I was growing up I usually had either Pop tarts or cereal(most notably a cocoa puffs knock off) for breakfast. Nowadays my breakfast consists of either a donut or muffin and either a Caprisun or whatever other non-soda drink we might have at the time. It really depends on what we have in the house at the time. On a rare occasion I will have cereal or go get pancakes from somewhere if I feel like leaving the house that soon after getting up.

 

[sageoftruth]

Pouring cereal into a bowl is too time-consuming for me. I just reach into a fridge and grab a protein shake, or wolf down some yogurt at the office. Why eat time-consuming breakfasts when I can easily add an extra five minutes to my morning snooze?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I usually don't eat breakfast, unless drunken kebabs at 4am count (and I'm going veggie soon so I'll have to give that up too).

I need the ten minutes in the morning that breakfast takes up to consider how much I really need to go to work, or if I should break my leg to get out of it.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

For a minutes there Duder I thought you were lamenting the loss of the Family Values tour. I mean yeah, it was a good tour and they had some good talent but most people left after Korn played because even back then who really liked Limp Bizcuit?

Whoa whoa whoa whoa...

Look, i'll cop to them not being a great band but c'mon... We all loved Limp back in the day.

I me try and tell me Re-Arranged isn't a good song:
Although I chalk that more up to the guitarist than Durst.

 

[McMarbles]

For a great breakfast, look no further than Great Britain! The good old fry-up - sausages, eggs, bacon, black pudding, baked beans, hash browns, fried mushrooms, grilled tomatoes, two rounds of toast and a mug of tea so strong that the spoon can stand up in the mug.

Breakfast of bleedin' champions, me ol' mucker.

EDIT -

Eh, great English Breakfast often comes with a side of boiled scab, so we're really in no position to judge.

What is this boiled scab of which you speak?

How are your cardiac units NOT full-up 24/7? To think people give Americans crap for our awful diets.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

For a great breakfast, look no further than Great Britain! The good old fry-up - sausages, eggs, bacon, black pudding, baked beans, hash browns, fried mushrooms, grilled tomatoes, two rounds of toast and a mug of tea so strong that the spoon can stand up in the mug.

Breakfast of bleedin' champions, me ol' mucker.

EDIT -

Eh, great English Breakfast often comes with a side of boiled scab, so we're really in no position to judge.

What is this boiled scab of which you speak?

How are your cardiac units NOT full-up 24/7? To think people give Americans crap for our awful diets.

Well I'm no nutritionist but I'm guessing it's something to do with the fact that the resulting calories from that meal are quickly burned off during the course of the working day - the same meal eaten in the evenings would most likely lead to, as you say, severe health problems. But to be fair, as in all things moderation is the key - personally I only rustle up a Full Breakfast maybe once a month as an indulgence rather than it being an everyday staple.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Spoiler: Behold the deliciousness!

that just looks like summer sausage. oh god, what is really in summer sausage?!?