The Do's and Don'ts of the Bad Guy Handbook

[Death916]

Allow me to provide you with this helpful list [http://www.eviloverlord.com/].

where it says itll srt the timer to detonate at 117. anything to do with halo?

 

[Amnestic]

Allow me to provide you with this helpful list [http://www.eviloverlord.com/].

where it says itll srt the timer to detonate at 117. anything to do with halo?

I believe that was written before it was revealed Master Chief was Spartan 117. I assume it's 2 minutes minus 3 seconds to catch the disarming hero off guard.

 

[Death916]

Allow me to provide you with this helpful list [http://www.eviloverlord.com/].

where it says itll srt the timer to detonate at 117. anything to do with halo?

I believe that was written before it was revealed Master Chief was Spartan 117. I assume it's 2 minutes minus 3 seconds to catch the disarming hero off guard.

probably. but im just going to stay naive and say its a nod to halo

 

[santaandy]

Kill your friends. That's how I took over the universe in KotOR.

For the love of whatever maniacal deity you believe in, MAKE PEOPLE FEAR YOU. The more people fear you, the less trouble they give you.

You can never have too much money, power, or female assistants.

Sometimes, you have to do things yourself. This shows people you are serious, and they FEAR YOU.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Buy large quantities of napalm from friendly arms dealers and renegade generals.
Make friends with renegade generals.
If your going to annoy Britain, make sure you know what the current James Bond looks like.
The most dangerous type of dog in the world is a Weimarmar. Just thought you should know.
Hire competent infantrymen.
Make sure you have a lot of small arms available.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Never go on a monologue about your evil plan! keep it in your head! also, leave no witnesses. and never fuck over your henchmen, they may turn on you, don't have a hidden lair as it will eventually become unhidden. don't be obviously evil, leave some doubt in the hero's head. never use the hero's family/loved ones as hostages, this will only enrage him. invest in weaponized microwave technology(despite what MGS4 would have you believe; NO ONE can survive it)

Well to be exact you can survive. Simply break the microwave machinery and then walk by the broken stuff.

well provided that it is operational then you can't