The Drug Olympics

[The Funslinger]

I would pay good money to watch the LSD Clay Pigeon Shooting.

Get the feeling there'd be some crowd casualties when the gunner decides the audience are zombies, or evil Beaver Men.

A less lethal but more gross even would be the laxative marathon.

You only win if your 'skid mark' crosses the finish line

 

[Vegosiux]

I nicked this idea offof an Eddie Izzard joke

Okay, I must say...you don't let the Dutch into such a competitions, because they're cheaters! Everyone knows that marijuana is a drug enhancement that can help you finish last...in a field of other competitors...who are all dead.

(No offense to the Dutch, just another Eddie Izzard joke)

But uh, no, serious consideration of such an idea would be just worth a facepalm so hard it makes a permanent dent into one's skull. It's just...promoting irresponsible behavior, really. I mean, for the same reason we don't have, and shouldn't even consider, "Jackass Olympics".

 

[adamsaccount]

I nicked this idea offof an Eddie Izzard joke

Okay, I must say...you don't let the Dutch into such a competitions, because they're cheaters! Everyone knows that marijuana is a drug enhancement that can help you finish last...in a field of other competitors...who are all dead.

(No offense to the Dutch, just another Eddie Izzard joke)

But uh, no, serious consideration of such an idea would be just worth a facepalm so hard it makes a permanent dent into one's skull. It's just...promoting irresponsible behavior, really. I mean, for the same reason we don't have, and shouldn't even consider, "Jackass Olympics".

Well that may be the case but you have to agree that it would make fucking excellent tv

Whats the point in drugs if we cant have a bit of fun with them?

 

[tgr]

In Finland there is this bar that arranges annual drunken hammer throw competition. Before the throw, they stick an alcometer under your nose, and the more drunk you are, the less you have to throw the hammer to win. I guess it's a good thing they have that cage around the throwing area.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

crack boxing

They'd be at it for days.