The English Gland

[Sir Boss]

I was just re-reading Critical Miss and got to the comic with the english gland, a gland that inflamed whenever someone missuses english. I then cane to the realization that i have a physics gland, it inflames when someone missuses physics terms or when a game doesn't follow the laws of physics. so tell me Escapist;
do you have something similar?

 

[Nickompoop]

Your typos activated my English Gland.

 

[Basement Cat]

As a matter of curiosity, does your physics gland pulse when games and movies have audible explosions in space? I remember a huge amount of attention being paid attention to that 'nuance' by scientists back in the early eighties because of Star Wars.

OT: None that I can think of right now. I'll be back if that changes.

 

[Esotera]

A plausibility gland...it tends to get hyperactive whenever tv or movies mention anything to do with science or computers. I also have an impatient gland that becomes inflamed whenever anyone walks very slowly right in the middle of the pavement in front of me.

 

[Fappy]

I have a cuteness gland that explodes when I am overloaded by cute things.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

History gland. It goes off whenever somebody screws up history without good reason (counter-factual history for purposes of understanding real history and plausible rewritings of history for narrative purposes are fine, otherwise they set me off). My history gland tends to go off a lot more than you'd think whenever I look up politics.

 

[repeating integers]

I have a huejqatwkub gland. It asiobnguih whenever ikiahghaun does jauugegi for no reason. I really hate those sorts of people, don't you?

Of course, I suppose getting angry over lkkaiuuhu is really quite stupid - I mean, it doesn't affect anyone. But then, we're all allowed pet peeves, and uuaiikgkaklle is mine.

So there!

 

[omega 616]

I have a "people gland", usually only explodes in supermarkets when you get twats doing twatty things, like blocking entire aisles or taking 20 minutes to pick out a product which is in front of something you want.

Also tingles when you're walking around and for no reason some person just stops in front of you or just as you're about to walk past them they do a 90 degree turn ... almost like they know you're there and just want to troll you.