The Epiphany Game - Q and A

[Lord Krunk]

The goal of this game is to ask a question, and the person below must answer it in a humorous manner, and ask a question themself, which will be answered in the same way.

For Example:

Person 1: What is the Meaning of Life?

Person 2: 42. Where do I find the Holy Grail?

Person 3: In the castle of AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

and so on.

Let me start:

If a killer whale and an a Dugong got into a fight, who would come out on top?

I hope this thread doesn't fail...

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

Obviously a Dewgong would win-- especially if he has Body Slam to paralyze, then Ice Beam to finish the job.

How can we solve world hunger?

 

[Lord Krunk]

By taking away people's stomachs.

Is there a surefire way to brainwash a person?

 

[The Lyre]

Yes, with a spoon, some water, and the NEW CILIT BANG!

Bang, and those pesky individual thoughts, are gone!

Is there a way to make BT improve their poor service? Preferably involving violence?

 

[Dinnj]

It involves their customer service manager, salt, and a cheesegrater.

Can you still not believe it's not butter?

 

[Lord Krunk]

Look, it says 'Extra Spreadable.' How can it NOT be butter?

What is the ultimate form of torture?

 

[Dinnj]

Teletubbies.

How do you escape a high security prison?

 

[Lord Krunk]

Using a toy pick and a Bible. (See "The Shawshank Redemption")

What makes the coolest explosion?

 

[Lord Krunk]

None other than Spartan Bananna! Who said bananas couldn't be king?

Where do I go to find the tastiest egg sandwich ever?

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Well you must first do the swim. After this ceremonial dance has been done you run around in a circle 47 times you then stand on one leg for exactly 4:37 and then walk down you local cafe

Where is my iPod?

 

[Bling Cat]

Under your bed, twit.

Is Sporn morally right?

 

[Anarchemitis]

As much as Custer's Revenge is.

Can oneself get at the resource folders for Half-Life 2 if it's a legit copy?

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

Only after 36 hours of intense bureaucratic form-filling, line-waiting, signature-gaining, stamp-approving, and general paper shuffling.

What's the worst thing a person can do at a job interview?

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Stab the interviewer, it's not likely to earn you any good points

If I were to attempt to take over the world and fail, what would happen to me?

 

[the monopoly guy]

you would fail...get a job as an accountant, find a woman, grow old together, and eventually try again when you're 90

If I were to make a massive airship, and named it the Titanic II, what would happen

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

It would get hit by two bolts of lightning and crash onto a Iceberg and explode.

If I was Doctor Who.

 

[Lord Krunk]

You would probably have run out of regenerations by now.

What would happen if PurpleRain decided to join the SDP?

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

I am guessing their would be an internal power struggle that involves Cluthu and many other supernatural beings and planetary bombardment.

What would happen if I was god?

 

[Birras]

Then peanut butter would be made by mixing peanuts with butter.

What would happen if I were to name a skyscraper after the floor?

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Then the particles of the universe would split apart causing everyone to die in a firey death-trap
What would happen if my name was Spartan Orange?